h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

S'ok you have to prioritise stuff. Are you preparing for exams?

Yeah. But, the teachers were away for some of the course, so I haven't learned all the stuff yet.

I remember I had some stuff like that happen to me. What are you taking? apart from biology.

art, english lang + lit, and history. I had the art exam yesterday.

Always sign your pictures. They'll be worth more when you're famous.

But it looks a bit pretentious.

Then sign it in such a way that nobody can read your name!

Hmm. Could work. Someone I used to know put a little cat in the corner of each of her paintings.

There you go. what animal will you choose? Walrus? Aardvark? Bushbaby? There's so much choice!

Right... How about just my initials?

FF yeah, that should look OK.

I could do it so one was back to front, make it symmetrical style of fing.

Corporate logos already! Fantastic! Can I buy shares?

Um, no.

Well don't leave it to the last minute. Just think, Van Gogh could have been rich in his own lifetime if he'd sold shares. He might even have left his ears alone!

I hope the revision is going well. Will you finish formal lessons soon?

For a couple of weeks. But then we have to go back for a bit to start next year's course.

No rest for the wicked then.
Does that mean you'll start your courses before the summer?!

Yep. And we have to research for the history dissertation in the summer too.

What options do you have for your dissertation?
Could you do:
The history of warm, sunfilled, water sports holidays in exotic places? or
The history of good places to shop in an interesting town not too far away?

I can do any topic I like. I was thinking of "the mining crisis in 1980's Britain" or "the persecution of witches through the ages". Do they sound too dry?