no arm-2 cats

It is pitch black. I can smell nothing, see nothing, hear nothing. I can remember the taste of beer, however, sadly cannot actually taste it at this exact moment. To the north lies a cat. Oops, make that 2 cats and a knocked over aloe plant. And a husband.

>get husband
Taken.

>drop husband
Dropped.

>get cats
Cats are not so easily gotten. I get scratched. Scratches get infected. I am septic and my arm falls off.

******I have died*********

Actually, still have the husband. Still have arm. Have recently embarked on a serious IF addiction. I prefer the classic GOO setting. Just got in the house from setting up my fly rod for the season. Or rather, decade, as I haven't gone fishing for some time. Am happy to be here.

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