h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right.
Chr*stm*s Checklist.

Corkscrew.... Check.
Bottle-opener.... Check.
Glasses.... Check.
Fridge.... Check.
Ice.... Check.
TV.... Check.
Remote Control....Check
Comfy chair.... Check

Well, that was pretty simple.

D*mn.... Of course. Nearly forgot the essentails...

.... Check.
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Now I'm sure there is something I've forgotten!!!!!!!!

Oh! of course, in case anyone is hungry....
.... Check.

That should cover it. Now bring it on!!!!!!!

Only when you get the aspirines and some raw and sour cucumbers for the -cure

lots of checks can you please make one out me and just use intials for Cristmas Amazing Singers Happening!

No problem, ash long ash you'll shtop the from shpinning, and can shpell Chrissshhhhmas Amazzzzzzzing Shhhhinnngers Happpenning!

Are you a Galileian ? A heretic ? People used to think that the other s rotate round the

But then they thought the Sun was the centre of everything... which is now untrue... You'll be saying the Tooth-fairy doesn't exist next....

you only use intials for it!

Ah-ha! got it C*S*H*A.

Phew. nearly blew it....

now the letters un the right order

Hmm, the tooth does exist.I know it, because I was my sons' tooth
Pheloxi, what do you want with all that shac ?

if the Tooth exists and you were it, then I'm confuzzled as to how you hid the euros under his pillow?

still not in right order!

Christmas Amazing Singers Happening!

use initails / capitals!

I'M a poor , so my poor sons din't get €uros, they got DMarks

I've turned off all the lights in the house and am hiding in the backroom so that if any carol singers come I can pretend Im not in. Im not giving money to people who just mumble a few lines and then hold out their hands for cash.

When I was small I got 20p for my teeth...only to find that friends were getting 50p or even a £1!

I've a solution to Carol Singers. I've got about £40:00 of old 10p's and 5'ps, so I give them those. They don't come back the next year.... In fact I've got £2:00 of 1/2p's that we use as tokens for playing cards. Cribbage anyone?

Just like I on Halloween, I let all the shutters down and switch off the light in the corridor, pretending I'm not at home.

my town has so many campaigners / subscription sellers / beggers / evangilists in the main shopping street that the shops and shoppers find them an increasing nucance. local goverment is looking into making local law to ban them.

I am one of shoppers who dislikes them, because some of them are realy pushy.

one time I was asked by evangilists if I remebered him from my holiday in Dutch Carabean. I scratched my head, because I never been there. he tried to talk himself out of his mistake by talking about his believe.

I am sure if have carol singers. too busy in the main shopping street.

They go to the private houses here, on Halloween, just in disguise, not even singing or reciting a poem

& and not 4gettin the ect

HAPPY XMAS

Faye, the s, s s and s are most essential