h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, it's great, isn't it? And Pheloxi put the link on his 'smile revolution' page.

You are just jealous Hoggy



Congratulations! And Jubilations!!..

I thanggg you.

I could do with some party

there is nothing worth than spending hours on end at work with nothing to do

Nothing to do?

Phew, you should come and work in the lab!!

I'm trying to train two people, one of whom struggles with English, the other struggles with everything...

And I have to make sure NO mistakes are made...

I'm frazzled already!

Need that

But haven't time!

Got to get back...

See yo all later...

Chin up, Hoggy, see you later.

I'll have lots of waiting for you

Ignore him.. he's only after sympathy..



Have you noticed his legs??

Now really, lil, with remarks like that you chase away any possible dancers.

Has anyone seen Croz today? Last we heard was that he wanted to go river dancing, and Teuchter had the ready. Then my mum called and I lost track, somehow.

*gets out the binocuuu... ummm.. spyglass*


I can't see any dancing on the Mersey, Cap'n..



Ooops!.. The Cap'n's gone back to the lab!!

But Croz is in Manchester, not in Liverpool. Does the Mersey flow through Manchester, too?

I believe there are smaller tributaries that may flow into the Mersey from that area...

... I hope he isn't using the Ship Canal!!

it seems that the party is over. I heard your dancing step, the clink of glasses, laughter...and just come to move a bit. Any other day.
Look, i´ve brought some cds, Perez Prado best mamboes,funky, listen: We are family... Some cheesy ones ( I´ve just learnt that word) The Rubettes, Sugar baby love, it is silly but I like it. and flamenco, listen and move your arm like this: extend your arms up, imagine you pick up two fruits, twist your hands, take the fruits to your mouth and throw them to the floor quickly and smash them with your feet, enthusiastly.
do it first slowly in case I have not explain myself clearly.dont want to be blame it you twist something wrongly.

...and who is going to tidy the mess?

my boss is just complaining about broken glass in the office

Well, his exact words were:

*wanders over to a nearby Canal*

Hello mariangus, did you bring some castagnettes, too, then?

Oh Dear, oh dear, oh dear!

I hope he's good at dodging ships, tugs and barges!

of course, but with your hands is enough. And your imagination, inspired by will be all you need

Too much partying.
I'm off for a nap now.

Yess'ummm mee too.. *hic*

I knew it was over.
Good rest