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Aww, thank you.

*pulls hair out*


No, NO, NOOO!!!..


You are beautiful!

It's just that SOME actors believe themselves to be the of the show!!

As for the .. IF Cinderella will turn up.. we just might.. I say, just MIGHT have a ball for her to attend!

A ball? You mean with her coming there in her pumpkin coach and everything?

NO!



She can come down those stairs, like everyone else!


Don't you realise we are making this movie on a shoe string??

Oooh, she'll have a grand entree, coming down the stairs majestically.

Stairs on a shoe string?

Have you never heard of Health and Safety?

Where's the safety net?

The stunt double?

Have the heels been checked to ensure they won't slip?

Is the gown flame-proof?

*pulls hair out*

only one hair!?

*blusters and splutters*


CLEAR THE SET!!


Who keeps letting people wander through? This is a closed set!!

There you are, pheloxi, I wondered what had happened to you.

chasing a rabbit....

That's not a megaphone lil's using... That's a Gigaphone.

Btw, lil, Mel just phoned from Hollywood and asked if you can keep the noise down.

He's trying to film the 'Hundred years war', and you are scareing the

what Mel is really saying he scared of the compitions...

MEL?

MEL WHO????..

No. Mel's not scared, he's too busy doing Epic films in ancient languages, but the are getting very skittish, and the actors are falling off them and getting injured.

I don't think lil's 5 minute film is going to worry him.

There is only one Mel...

And it isn't Brooks!

thought you were talking about Mel Brooks...

What, Brookes Shields called, too?

No, pheloxi, has to be the Aussie chappy, Mel Gibson.

What??


Mel Gibson


.. Why wasn't the call put through to me!!..

really!?