Chris: A Study in Procrastination

230424: (2*3)*(0!+(4/2)+4) = 42

My life (currently under construction) in 42 quotes (also, currently under construction):

1. "The purpose of [choppers] is the same as that of dogs - to give their owners pleasure and to piss the neighbors off" -- paraphrased from Researcher A164413, check out his site...

2. "Trying is the first step towards failure". -- HJ Simpson

3. "Yeah I'm in good shape, if you like the shape of a pear" -- anonymous poor slob standing next to me while enlisting in the US Coast Guard

4. "It's not what you know, it's who you know" -- anonymous in origin, but important to me because it was one of my engineering professors that made sure I understood it

5. "You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war." --Charles Barkley

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