h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that line was from the Crash Test Dummies' song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm".

I know, 'cos I had to sing it for a karaoke night at my house, and I GOT IT WRONG!

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't go to school, but when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed sooooooo hard.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

Then there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change-rooms and when they finally made her, they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain them, they'd always just beeeeeen there.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

But both girl and boy were glad, 'cos one kid had it worse than that.

'Cos then there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, but when they went to their church, they shook, and lurched all over the church floor. He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just goooooooooone there.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm, (aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah) x2 (to fadeout)

Sorry - I've only just discovered this message facility at the bottom of the page!

I'm not sure which accusation it was but I know the song you're referring to. Was I accusatory? If so, apologies - it's only meant to be light hearted banter

I guessed about as much, but now that you've discovered your Msg Svc, we can chat. Sorry for the delay, I got slightly addicted to Snitchseeker, and accidentally Elvis'ed from this site for a 'little' while.

As you can (hopefully) see, I'm back.

Actually I've forgotten how to do the messaging thing - it's been so long!

However, it's nice to see you back

What I mean is - I don't know how to instigate a message!