h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey less of the we as i already am an

ally

Ally, Ok i believe ya.Millions wouldnt but i do!!!

Thanks for emails. I heard the irish one before and i cant get the other three on yet.The pictures wont load.They must be rude!!!! You trying to corrupt me...
...Now what was ya saying about being an angel?????

Chris.

er chris your already beyond corrupting

ya welcome for the mails and just keep trying them as they will show up eventually

erm no there not rude but they are funny and anyway i got rid of all my really rude one's ages ago

oiiiiii i am an

Beyond Corruption!!! I think there a film title in there somewhere. Now where did i put Mr Spielbergs number??

I just been trying them again but they still wont come on.I think it my box it knackered.

Why you get rid of em?? Then again i did as well.

Angelic Ally eh?? I dont think that will catch on ya know.Dont know why...!!

I be back on later i think Ally i gonna go explore yoome til i get bored then i will be back...Oh that just give me an idea for my film.Brb phone call.

Hello..Mr Spielberg its Chris....

....What you mean Chris who.....

...yeah the handsome one....

...What you laughing at?....

...Your busy...Shall i call back later then?....

...What you mean you will be busy?...

...Hello...Hello....HELLO!!....

..Think it must be a bad line.Oh well i phone again tomorrow.

Oh i forgot about you there Ally.Where was I..Oh yeah..I speak to ya later babe.



Chris.

hey talking to yourself is the first sign of madness ya know .....mind you in your case i don't think it applies as your already there

angelic ally

Ally, I was actually talking to Mr Spielberg..well stephen!!
He making a film and i got a part in it.It about Marco Polo!!!!

I playing the part of the hole in the polo!

What ya trying to say about me being mad then eh???

I told ya that angelic Ally wouldnt catch on ya know. Oh gotta go phone ringing.Bet thats Mr Spielberg ringing back now.

Talk to ya later babe.

Chris.

keep dreaming hunni and he might just give you a call one day

Ally, I not dreaming i am good friends with him you know!! He offered me a part in E.T!!

Watch what you say to that please!!!!

Speak to ya later if i not practising my lines.

Oh btw how is ya??

Speak soon.

Chris.

hey hunni did anyone ever tell you that you have delusions of granduer?

so he offered you a part in E.T eh.....well which part of E.T did he want you to play?

i'm ok thanks babes as been out shopping coz got my backpay from the social so got my folks a present each for all their help and also got myself some headphones which i needed as my other one's are knackered and also some girlie pampering stuff.

how's you and have you had a good day today?

take care

ally

Ally, I have had delusions all my ing life so i aint gonna change now.

He offered me the part of an extra terrestrial.Dont know why!!!

So ya been splashing out have ya babe.Well hope it cheered you up a bit anyway.

I ok Ally.Wouldnt say i had a good day but then again it wasnt too bad either.Average.That just about sums my life up at the minute.Average.But hey life goes on dont it??

Speak to ya soon babe.

Chris.

i aint saying anything more about the delusions or the extra terrestrial bit

yeah it did cheer me up having abit of a spending spree even if it was'nt a big spending spree

take care babes and yeah chat again soon.

Hiya Ally.How is ya babe??

I ok today.The day been better than normal.Dont ask me why it just as!!

Speak to ya soon.

Chris.

once again sorry i've offended you and it shows me now that no one gets my sense of humour so i wont be sticking around.

it's been nice chatting to you and goodbye and god bless chris.

ally

Ally, It takes alot for anyone to offend me and you came nowhere near to offending me babe.
I was only joking when i sent the reply.
I have sent you an email.Read it and accept that i is sorry if i upset you but it wasnt intended.

Speak to you soon Ally.
Hopefully.



Chris.