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helloooooo there chris

well i hope you don't mind but thought i'd come on over and say hi as i'm zoe's m8 ally and she said if i did'nt say hello to you she was gonna hit me with her B&Q hammer

don't know if you might remember me from yoome even though we never really chatted as i was misty angel on there.

anyway if you wanna know about me then just check out my page and if you wanna know anymore than just ask

take care and bye for now.

Hellloooooo Ally, and thanx for speaking anyway.

Did Zoe say B&Q hammer, I think she meant blow up hammer!

I have a look round your page later on and no doubt speak to you later as well.

I thought me and Zoe were mad being up at that time of night but you must have been on even later..I was well

Well I speak to you later then..TTFN

TTFN aint you posh

hello again hun and how's you today?

hey feel free to check out my page whenever you like as there's no rush and i promise not to set me pet onto you if you don't

the thought of miss binty with any sort of hammer is a scary one as she'd probably still cause damage even if it was a blow up one

nah i aint mad as i'm a night person so usually awake until the early hours and i'd only popped on quickly anyway when i left you that hello msg.

yeah hun catch you later and bye for now.

ally

Hello again Ally.

No I not posh at all, common as and not bothered either.
I dont think your will be much of a match for my tho.He got a vicious bite.
Binty..I take it you mean Zoe and you probably right about the hammer.She could probably cause an argument in an empty room.
I usually on til the early hours every night but it a bit boring when you not know so many ppl, all i been doing is adding stuff to my page. But i suppose it like everything,you just got to get to know peeps.
I dont remember your name from yoome2.You still go on there I bored with it now that is why i is on here.I had loads of names on there but i just dont remember talking to you at all.
Anyway me is rambling now and i not wanna send you so i say Bye for now and i speak to ya later.

Chris.

hello chris

oiiiiii don't be saying that about me steve as he's abit of an animal ya know

nah zoe's and funny as but yeah she could cause trouble anywhere that one to binty the lurker

as for that yoome rubbish then nope i don't go on there anymore as i aint paying for that!...yeah i remember you from there as you use to be on there with ya girl who was called crazy for chris but me and you never spoke to each other on there so that's probably why you don't remember me

yeah it is abit weird when you first come on here but you soon get to know loads of peeps so i'm sure you'll get to speak to more peeps as time goes on.

take care bud

ally

Hello Ally,

Wow that was a long message!! Was ya bored? I not scared of that ya know cause i just put my wellies on and he run away before i do.

I know Zoe ok I been speaking to her for a while now mainly on Yoome tho.

I only really go on Yoome now to check messages from people and occasionally nip in for ten minutes just to say hello to the ppl that i know on there.Me and Zoe have had a few laughs on there as well but it really is boring now...but £5 a month aint a lot really and it keeps me in touch with those who i want to keep in touch with.

I have been talking to a few others now including an Australian, and it a bit wierd when someone tells you they going bed at 3:00 cause it nearly midnight.

Speak to ya soon Ally.

Chris.

you with wellies on
ahhh you would'nt do that to me poor ickle would ya?

well at the mo i'm going through major money troubles so i can'nt afford yoome at the mo anyway ......well it was ok on there but it will never be as good as ld and i heared their supposed to be bringing ld back and closing yoome.

ally

Ally.No you and ya are safe really. And i think ya might like my wellies.They got little frogs on!! Not real ones..well they not real no more anyway.

I never went on ld,I only went on Yoome in January and i think ld was ready for closing down then.Zoe has been saying that ld is supposed to be coming back.I dont think it will but maybe it will.

Chris.

aint you abit old for wellies with froggies on

ld was a good laugh even though you could'nt swear in the chatrooms but it was well better than yoome ever will be and i hpe they do bring ld back,mind you there's been all kinds of rumours about it coming back and nothing ever happeded so who know's this time

ld was were i got to know zoe as been chatting to her for ages now.

You are never too old for wellies with frogs on. I love it when it rains and i can go out splashing in all the puddles...even tho thy got a little split on the side now.But it doesnt let alot of water in so i still enjoy myself!

Every time i is on Yoome ya guaranteed that someone will mention ld and you is right there are lots of rumours about it coming back...but they also said hanging was coming back..but we not seen it yet...Shame that sometimes.!!

god i aint done puddle jumping for years as me and me mates use to do it to each other when we were pissed ...ahhhhhh to be in me teens again

yeah i agree with you about the hangings as i know a few guys who i'd love to stick a noose on

Ally ya should go out and do it again...it fun..

I only joking ya know..I aint really got wellies like that.Dont want you thinking i wierd!!
Well not yet anyway.!!

Thats a coincidence cause there a few girls i wanna put a noose on and tie em up tight!!

hmmmm might just give that a try next time it rains as all i need now is wellies with froggies on

erm you tying girls up i don't wanna know about ya sex life thanks

right bud i'm off so may catch ya later if i'm about so bye for now.

nah i don't think ya weird just nuts like the rest of us

Ally.Aye me catch ya later.

Chris.

morning nutter and how's you today?

has the bint been on as she was supposed to be e-mailing me but not had anything from her

Ally.Ya probably heard from Zoe by now.I know she was trying to text ya but she was having probs with her phone.

Hope ya ok and i speak to ya soon.

Chris.

yeah thanks chris i have heared from zoe now as got an e-mail from her earlier yesterday

i knew about her phone prob as she was low on credit.

i'm ok thanks bud

ally

Ally. I knew she was trying to get to ya and she wasnt ignoring ya. Anyway Good morning to you and how was the film with Bon Jovi in?

I thought of that other one it was called Pay It Forward.You might not have watched it tho cos it aint got no vampires in.

I just lurking about on here on my own tonight cause Zoe off on the town.Bet she well pi..oops drunk by now. Hope ya ok Ally and i speak to ya soon.

Chris.

yeah no worries hunni as she did get in touch with me in the end so sent her a reply back earlier.

the film was but not as good as the first vampire one but still watchable ....nope can'nt say i have seen that film as to be honest not even heared of it either.

yeah i'm ok just really hacked off about some little stain on here that's all but it's cool as gonna be e-mailing loup about it.

oooooh the jammy bints on the raz eh .....can'nt blame her as i was i was and i hope she's having a great time.

how's you?

ally

Ally..hhmmmm hows me?

Good question that.Wish i knew the answer.Easiest thing is to just tell people i is fine as always. Its a good film if ya ever see it on anywhere.Bit sad and ya dont see Bon Jovi in it too much. Ermm Zoe said ya were having a problem but she didnt go into details and i hope ya get it sorted out.
Wish i was out as well now.Just been babysitting for my little one all night but she been asleep since 8 and i had nothing do since then. Oh well carry on regardless eh

Chris