h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Lord Mike steps enigmatically from behind one of Steven's threads)

Lady Marian, 'tis indeed good to see (?) you have discovered the wonders of the Guide. I also see you are enjoying the smilies, good good!

Is it alright if a put a link to your page from the Lord Mike Saga page?

Oh, Lord Mike! So good to see you. [Curtseys] And how kind of you to welcome me to this beautifully baffling aglomeration of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is h2g2.

Sorry I've been so long in answering. As I told Steven, I've been horribly busy. Still am in fact.

Perfectly all right if you put me up on your Lord Mike Saga page. In fact, I'd love it.

I'm really enjoying 'Steak and Kidney Pie' must finish reading that. Then I can read 'Time and the Barney' too. Lovely stuff. Teehee!

Now I'd better get back to figuring this place out. Hmm.... Let's start with learning the smileys, eh?

I'm sure you'll enjoy Time and the Barney it's a tale of meglomanic taxi cabs, Giant Kawalas, suspicious barmen and the Eurovision Song Contest. Possibly one of the barmiest stories yet!

Once you've read that, try clicking ont he "More messages" button at the bottom of the page and you should be able to access 101 Fumigations (An action adventure thriller set partially on a train) and Lord Mike and the Guide Entry (a low budget pilot for the h2g2 adventures).

There really are some odd smilies aren't there? Just look at this lot:



Weird!