h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No theres 1 goddess and 1 god. you might be getting muddled with
the 4 (5 if you count spirit) elements and the 4 phases or faces of the moon

......well i thought the four elements were the goddesses so just goes to show what i know don't it

hmmmmm maybe i'm outta my league with all this stuff as from what you've just said it seems like i am.

Dont be silly of course youre not.. more than likely just poor information

Youve got the god and the goddess
(the sun and the moon) aand the four elements..north/earth , east/air ,fire/south and west/water the fifth element is spirit.

hello sandra and i'm only replying now.

well i am very badly informed by the looks of it as i defo did'nt know about the god and goddess but thanks for giving me that info as that helps.

and hey i always thought the fifth element was a film with bruce willis in.

Film? that was *far* too bad to be called a film!..lol

How are you anyway?
Im not too great..dunno why ,but after being really good for ages (feels like ages anyway)im missing *him* really bad right now.. just got a horrible urge to phone him..or send a txt even..i mustnt though.

Slap me with a wet fish will you?

slaps sandra with a wet ...oiiiii don't you dare women as you deserve better than that toad and it will get easier with time hunni as been there myself a few times so i know what your going through s

nah i did'nt think the fifth element was that bad as it was watchable.

i'm ok thanks hunni as was out shopping with my mum today so got myself a couple of vids out of music zone direct and they were only four quid each

What you get? anything good?
last video i ought was little vampire cos i saw it on sale in virgin n thought joshua would like it..wasnt for me
Keep meaning to have a look at that Roadkill on front row cos ive not seen that one yet.

Im not gona call him or anything..its just the fact thatpart of me wants to thats bugging men i know it gets easier..ive been here too many times to count! youd think id be used to it by now..is all i ever get!

well who says your mean'nt to be with a man anyway if ya know what i mean.

i got john carpenters vampires with james woods in it and also dirty dancing so gonna over patrick swayzes sweaty body Ppppppppwwwwwaaaaooooorrrrrrr

it's horrible when you feel that way is'nt it as it hurts like hell and yeah i bet that video was for you really really was'nt it

Love the bit where the cows all fly up in the air n shite all over the baddies windscreen.. im a big kid really , drag josh to see all the films..lol


Yeah i know what you mean ..but i cant get a woman either...lol

eek patrick swayzes a minger.. this week i is mostly ing over Corey Taylor (think thats right) phwoooooar ..lol

what you like ya big kid ...actually i aint seen the film hunni but i love watching kids films such as toy story,the lion king and george of the jungle but that's also coz brendan frazer looked hot in his tarzan outfit.

oiiiiiii patrick aint a minger!!!! and who the s corey taylor?

I had a bf once who looked like a crossbetween Brendan Fraser n Brandon Lee..lordy he was yummy! took me ages to pull him too..think i just wore him down in the end..lol unfortunateely he was also a manic depressive with a mild schizo disorder n forgot he was going out with me! ..lol

But patrick Swayze is a minger! (not that i can talk cos quite frankly so am i!..lol),he looks like hes chewing a dead wasp!
Corey taylor is the singer in a band mmmmmmmmmm

oooooooh ya jammy cow as he sounded well fine...pity he was abit nuts though as i'd love to pull a fella like that but without the mental problems

i tell you patrick aint no minger as if anyone deserves mingerdom it's alan davies

You take that back!

Alans a schweety! not chaineduploveslave material i concur..but oooh hes so snuggleable!..lol

And it may well be just due to Marks probs that i pulled him in the first place!....lol

no i aint taking it back as alan davies is a MINGER

erm never thought as wanting anyone to be my love slave but have thought about certain people smoothered in cadburys chocolate

hey don't say that as i bet he wanted to pull you anyway

yeah?..like who? tell all to aunty ..lol

could think of a few people myself!

my lips are sealed

and sadly that goes for both sets

Ally! i dont wish to know that

Oh go on..itll go no further...lol

er no i think i'll shut up now and also shut up about me lips aswell

Hmmmmmmm....lol anyone i know per chance hehehehehe

hello hunni and soz i aint been about today as not very well at all as got a major killer headache and the urge to be sick all the time so this is only a quick msg hun as vanishing after this.

nope it aint anyone that you know as who did ya think i mean'nt anyway

anyway take care hunni and chat soon. s

ally