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Dear ALL...
Posted May 27, 2003
YEs yes, i would like to appologize for my appauling behaviour/ language. My best friend, Schrodinger's cat flap, has told me about the house rules. THese i did not know of...so please forgive me for the rude language used in my last Journal entry. I promise it will never happen again...FORGIVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!
smoochies
-hippo
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the reject show
Posted May 27, 2003
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back!
Welcome ladyyyyyyys and gentlemen, to the most FANtastic show there EVER was! THE REJECT SHOW!!!!*theme song*doodododododooododododoodoo
That's right folks, at The Reject Show, we can change any loser's life so they can become .......*drum roll*.......cool!
Well let's get on with it shall we? *death silence* YES we shall!!!hehe..........(?)
SO, let's see today's contestants. Here we have Reject Number One:
-Hello sir, tell us a bit about yerself why dontcha.?
-Well, my name is Dickory Dick. I come from Texas and I have a wife and Donkey. Sometimes, it would be hard for me to tell the difference between the wife and the ass, so I kissed both of them in the morning and a night, so as not to ....piss 'em off, you see? i am a respectful fella, well, at least i WAS...before that BITCH (the wife i believe) came home with ...you'll never guess...another ASS gawd damnit! so now i'm pretty stuck in this mess you see.....I have to kiss all three of 'em bitches, and ...as you can guess.....i get laughed at by the folk of Texas...and I have no friends, just my wife and her two asses...
*laugh from the crowd*(hahaha)
-Right! well, there you have him dear viewers...DICKory DICK!
*applaud*(clap clap)
-Moving SWIFtly on....here's contestant number TWO!
-erm....ha.......ma name ees Hunkiistonk Huliorn. A cum frum SVitzerland and a vork for zee facturii ov Hunky Chocolat. A hav nu frendsiis , and Strangelii peepole revuse too nu mee.
-Can you exPLAIN to us, why exactly are you dressed like that?
-Oo, zis? Zis iz my costume for vurk.
-WHat exactly are you?
- i am a hunky chocolat flavured cundum.
-ahhhhhhh, you have no friends you say
-AII.
-uhuh.............(?)
-VAT?
-well, sir.......you are a penis.
-and?
- penises are hard to make friends with..
-SCRW u.
-excuse me?
*boos from the crowd*
that's it security, take him away.............
*hunky chunky men(tsssss) come and take the struggling penis/man away*
well, that's about it for today folks, see you tomorrow...at the REJECT SHOW~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
(applaud)(fade)(cut)
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Latest reply: May 27, 2003
complaint
Posted May 16, 2003
Dir Sir and Madam,
we regret to inform you that your child is official insane. in fact the problem is so serious that our staff cannot control her.
we beg you to consider an asylum, as a better place for this...child.
if you would rather not pay the expensive entrance fee for the asylum, we have already reserved a time for the your animal...we mean child...to be hanged or decapitated or put in the electric chair...the choice is yours...
Of course, we as a school prefer the second option, as we feel the school lacks in school outings...and besides, we like seeing the insane twitch, before their face goes blue and foam forms at their mouths.......
we have already invited many people to the event, begging them to bring picnics and music..........such festivities need these items and more, as we are sure you understand.....
See you at the hanging/decapitating/electric chair room thing...
we fare thee well
signed.,
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Latest reply: May 16, 2003
Dear Mr Munchikins
Posted May 15, 2003
dear mr munchikins,
As you can guess, i am pretty full. Damn that giraffe was good! tonight I am going to go to the corner shop and see if they have any more speed, i'm running out you see (j/k for all of those who know me...and for all of you who dont)....Mum wants me to get some cocaine for her, although she doesn't know that that's what i'm getting her for her birthday...so sh!!!!!
Anyway, i have to go again...NO NO NO, it's not because the giraffe is ready,,, in fact , the cook book says it's better off raw......
yummies
YES!!!! i'm coming mother
-luv forever
-hippo
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Dear mr munchikins
Posted May 14, 2003
Dear mr Munchikins,
Today i ran over a giraffe. IT WASN'T my fault! i swear it was driving on the rong side of the road...When i came home, I was followed by many other girrafes that were trying to hunt me down, tie me to a stick, fry me, and have me for dinner...because of what i did to their mother....but as i said ...IT WASN'T my fault!...i have to go now...the giraffe is almost ready...
slurp
-hippo 
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