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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Started conversation May 4, 2003
Hi there researcher 226921!
Welcome to h2g2 
I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (Assistant Community Editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site. 
Hello, I see you have visited the RED DWARF ship (i am a crew member!) and then noticed you havent had a visit be an ACE - so here i am, officially welcoming you to h2g2!
If you liked Red Dwarf and would like to officially become a member of the crew then click here F120678?thread=265517&latest=1 and 'sign up'
There are lots of daft things like that on h2g2 so there is plenty to do.
Some tips…
You can change your researcher number to a nickname, by clicking on the 'preferences' button - should either be in the left hand column, or along the top menu of your personal space. Or by using this shortcut <./>UserDetails</.>
Feisor has compiled a list of links at A719840 to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful entries, but here are a few to be going on with….
Take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> - its free and very useful!
If you want to find out something, (such as ‘how to fold a napkin’ or more serious issues ) then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone will always have an opinion there!
Visit <./>ThePost</.>
our weekly newspaper and <./>frontpage</.> to see what’s happening in h2g2. And the page that everyone always wants to find is <./>smileys</.> click on the link to get the full list 
or A690518 for help spicing up your page!
If you want to visit my page for a chat or you need any help then click here U204689 , leave me a message and i will get back you as soon as i can.
Happy Hiking! 
Mort
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A Posted May 4, 2003
Well, thanks Mort - I'm new to all this but a big fan of DNA... and Rimmer! looks good.
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