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Yes'm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pleases

Oh, I can see that Idea pleases you! Egg 'n chip it shall be then.

And I'll put some ice cubes in to freeze.

for to have with cola. Do you want some kiev balls too?

Ohhh! Yes'm. Only 36 mins. that's not so bad. Is it?

Yes'm also to kiev balls!!!!!

why are you confusled?

cos I am so , and I need a .

the cola's all gone and my eyes burn like fire

Not much longer now. I have put the oven on to heat.

And I shall have a hot water bottle waiting for you cos it is nippy out.

Blessed be thee.

Ice cold kippa!

It'll NEVER stop being funny!

I'm glad that entertained you so much. Start thinking about what you wann do tonihgt. We could start a riot, make a list, watch some buffy, watch something else, snuggle in our nice clean room, eat a protracted dinner, have a bath, clean something, sort something, emit a small portion of gas...Other? Please specify...

I ont know. I want dinner, and to play something and to snuggle. I'm negotiable and

I've got more tea. Yummy. Do you want a hot drink waiting for you when you get in?

Yes'm!!

Why you bein so nice?

1 min to go!!!

1)I love you
2)It's nearly valentines day
3)Since when do I need a reason to be nice to you?
4)You sounded so fed up. I want you to be cheery when you get home.
5)How dare you suggest I'm not normally nice!
6)I'm an inherantly nice person.
7)So there.

I'm leavin!!!!

I hope I have kept you entertained. Soon to be seeing you, yes'm?

Hello pootle. How are you going on then? I told John we would be in on Monday no problem, and how much you were looking forward to it all. we have got our shifts through, and they are fixed Tghur through Sat 11.30-8. And Dave just told me that that brings the number of people happy with their shifts up to...2. So it seems we've had a bit of good fortune at last! Remind me to ask if we will be going to work that first Saturday after training. I do hope not, as it will be a nice break, and a chance to play some sims. DQ is quite busy, call wise today, but the floor is dead and quiet. Paytalk is downsizing, due to automisation. So three TLs are being busted back down to scum, one because Darcy is coming back off maternity(?)leave. So we are in the right place at present. Everyone seems quite excited about it all. Well, it's 4 o'clock, and it still feels almost as though I've just started. I think it is because it is so empty. I have my first break at 4.30, and I am fondly imagining you playing sims, and perhaps softly twitching. Dave thinks I should bring you in. He said they have rope, and we can wheel you to the toilet or the canteen as need be. I agree, and we shall start forthwith. Everyone looks forward to you. I serpintly do. I just hope you get back to work before Monday, because how would you feel to never take any more dq calls ever? Never ever again? Won't that be fricking weird?