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There's something sticky on my palm!!!
Posted May 31, 2003
I must be more careful: I was entertaining myself, using my palm, when suddenly some sticky gunk was everywhere! No!!! I love my palm! I must remember not to eat yoghurt while using a pda 
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Day Planner Haiku
Posted May 6, 2003
This Haiku malarky is alright, so I'm going to plan my day in it:
Today I will spend
Much money on some clothing.
New leather trenchcoat.
I will got to town
On the bus, so I can drink
with some friends of mine.
Then I will come home.
Face the music, cap in hand.
Wallet will be light.
Shiny things in bags.
This is the Tao of spending,
The Zen of "sorry."
But it will be fine.
I will spend more on you than
I will on myself.
When will it all end?
When your Dad learns english, so
He can nag me too.
For G. Ya lyublu tibya, daragoi.
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Boredom haiku
Posted May 5, 2003
Can't sleep, cat is outside with his girlfriend, they're making a noise not unlike a demented air-raid siren. Ran out of things to do an hour ago.
for insomnia
writing some awful haikus
is good for a laugh
when you can not sleep
get up and hit the bottle
keep your fridge well stocked
then when you are drunk
you may find that your haikus
really have way too many syllables in them
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Obviously New
Posted May 3, 2003
It's my first journal entry, and I'm not at all sure what I'm going to write, I suppose a little about myself: In case anyone reads it. I'm 28, from the East Midlands, UK. I'm recovering from Guillain-Barre sydrome and about to write a journal entry about it.
It's 2am, I'm bored, and here goes.
P.
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