h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, and what are you wearing?

It is and very smelly too! Mmmm. Must stop eating bikkits. Yummy.

Tea now.

I have on really big nickers that have more than a passing aquaintance with the jam rag smell, a much creased slip, red velvet skirt and a white top you've not seen on me before. Oh, and wild woman hair.

You always have the hair and I like it. And what is this white top I've not seen you in? Have we bought clothes recently and then wiped my memory of it? What could it be. I bet you look lickable.

I just had a perfectly normal well spoken clerical worker call me, and she pronounced the town as Kunutsford. You'd think one would kunow better?

you'd think. It's a v neck white top with some clear beads. Nothing exciting. Didn't buy it very long ago nor very recently. I haven't been getting out much so I just hadn't worn it yet.

Where did we get it?

I really don't remember. It's nice though.

I have had no response about early finish, and it has seemed to be pretty hairy this last half arn, so I don't know. i do know I love you, though.

This top is causing me mental pain. It s white and you don't know when or where we got it?

Well, it is 4 past and I'm still here, so it seems no. Poor me.

But there are gaps and it hasn't gotten signific\ntly busier. Who knew?

And I'm stuck here with no-one to love me and talk to me and no idea of where the person who was doing those things has gone. Poor poor me. poor lonely stuck in work me. Poor me. Oh woe. Oh woe. Oh. Woe.

Squeeeee. M'here, yes'm indeed. I do have to go clean the bathroom though. Gosh hasn't the time flown by. Love love love love you you you you.

Where have you been?

HONEY

It hasn't been that long! I have tea and I stoped to check in on my sims who needed to shop for clothes because they are a reg tag bunch. That's what happens when everyone is too sick to shop (yes I'm playing them).

It has been several months. I am completely bored.

I HAVE TO GO AND CLEAN THE BATHROOM! I'll be back before you finish.

Oh, and you won a race. You bet 100 on Ginger to place and collected 240 winnings.