h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Depends on how hard the cases are and how many people you have to bribe but you just made $3200 off of a favour case so I don't think we'll have any trouble making the rent.

I'm buying us a place so think of a name!

sCRATCHING POST? lITTEER BOX? V busy. Beautiful Kittens? Something to do with claws? Whiskers? The Cat's Whiskers? Busy must go, and pee tooo.

Honey?

It's done. You'll just have to guess about the name!

Sorry it took so long to get back to you. I bled everywhere and had to clean up and chane my clothes. I'm really heavy today. Snigger.

You'll love the agency.

Oh, I am sorry about all the mess. What are you wearing now then? Did you get it on your dress? Ick. Why won't you tell me the name, and why will I love it so. I love you so, and I can barely wait for tonight what with your and my spilling all over the place. Oh I do so love you. Joy.

Don't you want to be surprised?

If I can get in a bit good with a faction here we may be able to get a treasure before everyone else migrates and gets in on the act.

yAY! i SUPPOSE I wouldn't mind to be surprised. It is just a long time potentially till I call get home and see it. I still love you, though. Yesto trteasure huntas if you wish.

Well, that might take a couple of days but I'm persistent and we have better chances at the moment because the field is less crowded.

Yes'm. Agencies can move hq though, can't they? But prob take a few days for it to all come through. i just don't understand how all these people can play 10 cases a daty every bleeding day. I know how you can, but surely they can't all be nuts?

Ten cases really doesn't take very long to play. I just faf about a lot. I'm almost done with my cases and I've done a few of yours, but we did both use some cases moving cities. I'll save some for you to accuse on when you get home if you like?

Oh, no feel free not to. I'm looking forward to dinner, bathroom ablutions and . I prefer to not have to do such things, because if I don't feel like it it'll be a waste, and I probably won't because I've been in work.

Hokey dokey! I must go to the shop very soon so I'm going to check if we need bread or milk or anything for dinner.

Yes'm, do so. £25. Did you clean the bathroom?

Nope. I'll think about doing it in a bit. Still got more cases to do and that's way more fun. I much prefer having my own agency.

No, you have certain responsibilities which you cannot dump in favour of having 'fun'. It won't take you very long, and how clean can we really get for our dirty activities in a filthy bathroom? Precious.

I didn't say I wouldn't do it. Just that I hadn't done it yet. Why shouldn't I have fun first. Snarl.

Ohohoh, bought you surprise bikkits. Well, not much of a surprise now I told you but maybe you'll smile at me a little because you like bikkits. They're yummy. I shan't tell you what type so it's still a bit of a surprise.

I like bikkits. And I like you. So that's a good combination all in all. I suppose I would like bikkits you bought for me/us very much indeed. How's everything going, what are you doing? did you get money? Do you love me? How's your

I got money. I put pretty clothes on. I'm gonna cook pasta for dinner. You must let me know ifn you're coming home early so I can scurry and do the bathroom. I'm still sleuthing.

I will let you know. Just give everything in there a quick wiping with something antibacterial. And change the bin, which is groaning with jamrags, I'm sure.