h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Another bloody desert mission and the Tibetans are going to be attacking me! But fear not for I have bears and a palace in which to put the bears. I must have 5 trading partners, produce 10 bars of steel and 10 containers of salt in one year. Also I have to get a population of 2,500. The bear got sent to me but I'm going to catch a bear as soon as the city is up and running.

Are you still on Voda?

Yes I Am still on voda, and you must tell me exactly all the things the gobi bear says and in what tone he/she/it says them. It is imperative.

Perhaps I'll save just before the gobi bear gets caught so you can hear for yourself.

Back on dq!!!!

Hoorah!!!!

Yes yes yes doooooooooo.

And perhaps then I could play from there? That might be nice?

I miss you . But you'll be home soonish.

Don't be chiclet. I'll be phoning you in 15.

Where are you?

My mother phoned. I'm back now.

What she want? Did you ask her for money?

You'll be home soon

going now, love you.

Hey there sleepy one. Just dropping my breaks in to you. They are 4.30/6.30/9, and I shall phone you in each one. Love you.

I didn't sleep for very much longer. It was quite chilly with the window open and then kitten came up and started trying to get out of the window. I got up about two and have been reading since. Your break is soon. What do I need to get at the shop? Just filters and baccy?

Yes, I think so. I don't know how you are for papers, just check. If you need em, get Amber LEaf. If not just get goldenvag. ANd if you want real ciggies, of course. Work's not bad. Most peeps on vode, but the peeps in charge haven't asked me yet. Fairly regular calls though, but not busy.. I can't work out call volumes lately, they seem to be all over the place. Well, I'm in a peaceful place and it's quite slow today, so all in all it should pass by in a haze. That's what I'm aiming at anyway, so I don't have to have any tension. I do miss you, but it is nearly time for break one where we can have a little chatter. Was it kitten little or bitten who was trying to escape? ANd I am quite chilly here, as the windows are open. But there are a lot of people on the pods closer to the windows, and those freaks might be too hot I suppose. Weirdos. Love you

Why don't you write to me?

Your loved one is busy reading her book and fighting the unhappies, like nappies but more 'you know'. Could you do me a favour lover? could you buy me 1 or 2 mars bars from one of your machines? I'm almost out of chocolate and I fear for the long dark night ahead?

Kisses and all the joys of Veria to you.

Ooh aye I will, my pretty little flower.

Hi hunni. I finished my book. How are you doing?