h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Also this!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3753773.stm

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Sweet Pea! Finally now I am on and have found you. I couldn't get to my space, and for a while there I only got alabaster. I am feeling ok, a bit in pain, and extravagantly itchy. I hope this will pass, because I think I may kill someone if not. DQ seems to be quite busy. I have 2 mins until takeoff, so here are my breaks - 4.30/6.15/9.15. I will be calling you in each one. Now there is only one minute, so I must be going. Chat later, with love, Fatty

Hello popsickle. Sorry you itch, but NO SCRATCHING! There's a good girl.

I'm restless and I feel that I should be tidying and suchlike but I lack motivation. And I miss you, of course.


N

If you are restless then a good bit of housework often helps. I've only just read your messgae, obv. we've been busy. Make sure you see to the cats, and do the dishes or hoover a room. Not much, but something. Have a shower and get dressed, and eat something, iof only something small. There are lots of things you could do. You could play a computer game, or watch ne of the myriad videos, or draw a picture, and listening to any music is easy now. You could dance about the house trailing ribbons, you could garden, it's a nice day. I will wrap up now cos it's busy and I'll only repeat myself in 10 mins anyway. Love F

I probably won't shower or dress but I have done the litter tray and sprayed liberal quantities of air freshener about the room. John has done the dishes. I just have to hoover in the livingroom to be done. Then I'm going to keep J company. He has got cd storage so is going to label and store all his cds and I'm going to help. That should keep me occupied. I ate a toast based meal. I might have a snack later and I will eat with you when you get in. There. A perfectly sensible day plan. Any gaps will be filled with reading. I have horrible excess acid again. I might ask the doctor for something tomorrow.

Stay snuggly.

Hello my pretty. Don't forget about the money because I must know. I'll only get a tenner out anyway, I think, but if we've enough I won't need to. I love you, and now I'm back on.

I just had a caller who talked like the boy does in acid. Hilarity. Only a touch posher.

Homesoon
Dinnersoon
Funnystohearsoon
N

For when you finish your magazines:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics_2004/default.stm

Let me know when your breaks are.

I will follow your link later on today when starved for entertainment, but yes, the magazines do come first blessed and most thoughtful kipper. My breaks are 4.30/6.15/9, so I will be calling you. Oh, and hi hunni!

Yay you. I boiled myself an egg for to make sandwiches just like yours.

Hey sweet kness, how are you feeling? I gave your sicknote in, and my breaks are 4.30/6.15/8.45. I will call you in them.

Also, I bought you a present. Well, it is three presents actually, and I will not have any of your wrath. They are nice and for you, so there. Oh, also the bank was closed. Bummer.

I wurble you

C

Hey hunni. Much curiosity about prezzies. *bounces up and down*

J is a little irritable. Someone in holland has been using his credit card. They got the number when he bought those fonts. Doh. Something like $45 gone astray. Expensive fonts!

I have tidied the dining room, dusted in various rooms and had some cereals. I'm going to clean the bathroom rather than hoover. J is doing the dishes. We are good wives.

I fed both kittens and they ate each other's food. Kitten bitten went out and got grass seeds stuck in her fur. I have removed most of them but she wouldn't let me near the ones on her undercarriage. You can see to them later. She likes you better than me.

I miss you and my tummy hurts. I tried to phone the doctor's to make an appointment but forgot that the line is closed on a saturday. I also tried to phone your mother but she was engaged. I'll try again in a bit.

Love you.
Kipper

DOn't forget I will be phoining you at half past.

Speak imminently.

Your mother will be here at 10:30am on monday

Oh yay. What time is my appointment and will she be stopping afterward for a cup o tea? I wurble you still, and i will try to communicate on and off. It seems to be intermittently busy here, with few sizeable gaps, but queues only at most 4. Mostly 1 though. My xima is itching. Nice fat black woman around. You now have to have a code to dial out of the desk phones. Answer

Appointment at 11-15. Do not know if stopping after. Will call before she leaves the house. Did not talk long. She was washing the car.

I am making bacon and mozzarella sarnis for myself and J. Must dash.

Glad am I that it is not so busy. Glad also for pleasing view of sizable feminine.

Hi hunni. I've got 7 mins before I'm back on so I thought I'd drop you a quick line. I don't thhink it's going to be stronary busy this evening, but it is a Saturday night and you never can tell. It seems generally fairly quiet on all switches, but again I can't see to the voda people except on. But the queue is on 0 for us, and hopefully will stay that way. Although this can make it a little dull, there is always the freecell. I am now on game sixty, having started from about 30 yesterday. I'm not sure that they are the same ones as on our PC, though. There have been one or two that I did not complete, but I don't see why I should not have fun and if they are too hard they are not fun. Now there are 4 minutes. Only 2 hrs until my next break though, and then another two until the end of the day, so that's not too long, I suppose. My sandwiches were yummy, as was my yoghurt. I love you and hope to recieve a message from you before too long, but I know you are involved in the tv show, so praps not. Give the kittens some lovin'.

Nice

C