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Anyone's sister in law in particular?????


Breakthru... I think Jack. After 3 weeks hunting, finally going to be assessed by the Social on Tuesday... "If that's alright?" this silly woman asked.

Honestly, when I'm back on my feet, I shall write an effing book.

Weekend plans? Something good, I hope?

Ash'ley... I've been trying to get some form of outside help for over 3 years.....better late than never, I suppose......

Weekend plans ? work. more work, Wishing the best for you, and looking for your posts.

One day, I'll be able to work for money rather than for the lads.... in the meantime, I'll keep on posting between the pain killers! (heroic grimace)


Try and find a bit of time to relax... there's a Bank Hollyer somewhen soon, isn't there?

Yup ! it was my sister in law. They are divorced now. Don't think i didn't get your little dig, smarty...

That wasn't a dig.... that was merely a question with a bit of a grin attatched!

(But it *was* pretty good for the time of day, though, wasn't it?




How many brothers/sisters d'you have? You don't have to answer unless you want to, I'm merely being nosey, because I am. Obviously at least one brother.....

I'm an only child with one family...( and with the other one, I have 3 half siblings, 2 of which I've never met. Its ever so complicated, so unless you have a really morbid curiosity and an infinate amount of time..... etc etc.)

Its probably easier to say I'm the start of the new dynasty

After all... everyone's ancestry has to start somewhere, doesn't it!

And it certainly sounds pretty impressive

2 Brothers, both married with children. We do not speak.

Good morning....! Didn't expect to see you today, it being Saturday...

Shame about your siblings, they're mising out on good conversation and company.

I can stop for about 10, then I'm moff to make more phone calls - the patches are causing me such awful side effects I've had to ring up NHS Direct to find out how to get a Pain Review over the ank holiday....I've a great e mail attatchment about a donkey and a well. May I sent it to you? It made me laugh quit4 a lot.


(Specially as the lady ho sent it to me is a Practicing Christian .... )

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BBL Jack - phonecalls to make,, more phone calls.

Dependent on kid-poached PC and RL stuff! Will keep you posted - have a god day x

Good morning

I am indeed working my tail off on a Satdee. Hope you are better today ?

Up and down Jack (obviously still woiking... sorry for the gap.

Got the necessary phone calls done - more to do tomorrow (came off the Opium Patches... the side effects of shortness of breath and confused thinking were a lot too much for me to tolerate - I have to call back again tomorrow if the original "old" painkillers I usually take, don't control the pain)

Back to bed for a doze.... Doreen the Sweet let herself in.

So far, she has changed my bed linen whilst I bathed and hair washed, and is now - bless her, doing me a bit of shopping. I've prepared a salad for us.

And that short burst of activity has absolutely knackered me!

The lads are out for the wwek end... neither will be back till Sunday night, so I can allow myself time out and SLEEP most of the time.

the idle poor, eh?

I'm betterer than I've been Jack. And I WILL recover. I'm not being beaten on this.

Working tomorrow as well?

I hope you're giving yourself at least Monday off?

Even Superman has to relax occasionally

Tisn't DOREEN the Sweet that let herself in, it's *Doris* the Sweet.

Doreen is Doreen the Sane.

I think she said she'd call in some time tomorrow!

Totally barking...

Gonna take tomorrow off, Evadne. Gotta dod the do on Moonday though.

I know!

And the awful thing is I *thought* Sooo carefully, trying to make that entry comprehensive!


Enjoy the day for yourself.


Liam's just come in with a masive book of Josh Kirby posters he found in Oxfam "to cheer you up, mum"

Barking I may be young Jack... but I'm lovable!

A conclusion I had already reached, my sweet

I could almost believe you!


Hope you enjoyed your well earned day off and return reasenably refreshed on Monday. If you see my eyes, give us a wave.......

Morning Jack!

Come grab a , put your feet up for 5 and tell me of your exploits yesterday. Thrill me with tales of heroism and derring do, and lets believe they all live happilly ever after!


Failing that, did you know Tesco's have got a really good deal on Kievs a.t.m?

I still hurt like hell but I think the brain cell's re asserted itself a bit.....

Milk? Sugar? Croissants?

Good Morning, Evadne ! Yesterday was the usual round of swinging through windows with Milk Tray, rescuing fair daragons from marauding maidens, liberating banana republics from pinapple dance studios,converting virgins (hallalujah!), curing lesbians (praise de Lord !), overthrowing corrupt governments (full time job, that one)and swinging through brothels on chandeliers (never been sure about that.....). How about yo'self, Mama ?

Nice Kievs, Baby !

El Lobo Primero

And that's the answer BEFORE a coffee? By the time I've woken up enough to think that up the sun's set! Tres impressive. One sugar or two in that coffee?




So. Washing and ironings done, is it? Lucky you. I think it rained all day yesterday here.


I've put the world to rights at least twice, but there's a sad lack of dragons to fight that don't need a bloody hand book with subsections to keep them ahead of me. Besides, the crafty devils keep moving goal posts.

We held a RL council of War for Tuesday. We're trying to find an old cassette recorder, believe it or not!

I've suddenly copped I'm going to have to be as simple as Carrot....

or as wise as havelock..... Whats with the cassette recorder, excellency ?