This is the Message Centre for Ecnal Silyab
Allo, zere Monsieur Bayleess!
The Masked Ermine Started conversation Jul 27, 2003
'Ow Are you? I vill bee your vaiteer fvor zis evening! Zis iz probablay zee vorst French (gasps as something catches in his throat) acsont you've evair 'eard!
Vould you leak zee mootton, err, mutton or zee porque?
Red vine or vite vine?
I vill talkkk (cough) to ze sheff fvor you pleaze sit 'ere.
Allo, zere Monsieur Bayleess!
Ecnal Silyab Posted Jul 27, 2003
Why, thank you my good man. Do you know, that moustache really suits you?
(And every other stereotypical Frenchman I've ever seen.) 
How are you Mister Bufunda? I'm not online for very long today, so I'm just quickly doing the rounds of places I visit.
Ta-ra.
Allo, zere Monsieur Bayleess!
The Masked Ermine Posted Jul 27, 2003
Ooo, zat is a Szhame then ve vill get you're uzual. (loses French accent) He wants a hamburger, fries and a Pepsi on the rocks!!
(ahems)
Your fvood vill be vith you szhortly.
Lance looks up and says, "That moustache looks as if it's a bit cumbersome."
My moostachze iz vary it-chee on my noze (which has stereotypically French longness) I 'ave been zneezing since zee begining ov zis post only I have conzealed it zo you vould not Note-tice! Aut my house it haz been vary 'ot and vary 'umid! Le 'eat eendex iz probablay zirty or fvorty degreez Celziooz. Ahh, 'ere iz your 'amburgare y your, Frenchh (cough, hack, wheeze) fvriez and fvinally your Pepzee vith zee eece! Bon appetite!
Julia Childs walks on screen.
Julia: Welcome to the new script part of this post. My name Julia Childs and this is "Cookiing with Juuulliiaa"! Now where's the wine we need to test it!
Supare Buvanda: Zis vay Hvulia! Zee vine coolare iz in zee baack.
They walk off screen!
Ferrets are our friends
Key: Complain about this post
Allo, zere Monsieur Bayleess!
More Conversations for Ecnal Silyab
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."