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Nice-Dalek Started conversation Jul 23, 2003
And he looks vaguely familiar too. Tell me there, do I know you, forgive me but the long scarf the curly wig and the bag of jellybabies look very familiar to me. Where you ever on the telly?
A stranger to our shores
Ecnal Silyab Posted Jul 23, 2003
(Lance grins innanely)
I used to have another body, you know. But the nose was too long, so I got rid of it.
Jellybaby? 
A stranger to our shores
Nice-Dalek Posted Jul 23, 2003
Thanks, mind if I take the green one?
So then your nose was too long but what about your hair, heared of a comb in your travels?
A stranger to our shores
Nice-Dalek Posted Jul 23, 2003
And as for that get up, in your travels have you ever heard of fashion or style? You look more like a tramp if anything.... Ugh Doctor you're.... throttling me with your... scarf!
Was.... it some I... said?
(He pulls free at the Doctor's face, comes away to reveal a very familiar face!)
Lance... Lance Baylisss... ugh!
Lance: Actually it's two 's' or is it one? Either way you're finished Richard! Finished!
CUE: Cliffhanger!
A stranger to our shores
Ecnal Silyab Posted Jul 23, 2003
Doctor Who?: Lance Bayliss
Dotty Companion: Tempus Corruptus
Sensible Companion: Nibbles
Produced by John Nathan-Turner's ghost.
Directed by O. Soddoff
BBC TV MCMLXIII
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Nice-Dalek Posted Jul 23, 2003
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Bravo! Bravo Mr Bayliss!
Apologies that everything might seem a bit slow today but this almost normal now, the days drag on, there is no rhythm caused by a TROLL anagram: Martin H. Dews
I have his full confession and discovered that he isn't the person we all though he was, also I and a few others have left the life boat in favour of Project Moonbase. If in doubt of my actions look at the thread: Ah, Steven the very person on his page and it will all become apparent.
PS: It's nice to see you still around.
A stranger to our shores
Ecnal Silyab Posted Jul 23, 2003
Oh look! You've gone and stretched it now! 
PS. Consider me officially warned regarding the ... other item. 
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Nice-Dalek Posted Jul 23, 2003
That's all right Lance and I do wish that the BBC wouldn't make their messageboards out of elastic? It can be very irritating when it's revealed not only to us but to the embarrassment of the corporation when it shows where their funds are really going!
Michael Grade must be sitting in a bath of coins that keeps filling up everytime we pay them for our 'viewing pleasure'!
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