h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good morrow Sir Lance on this hot, sun-filled day. I trust that you are well, well you are always well.

I was just walking past when I saw your light on and I suddenly wondered if a few weeks back you wrote out that song- in the form of 'I am the Doctor' and it has been driving me through agony trying to remember it all. Very clever! You have an exceptional mind.

Anyhow must be off, there's a world out there where sky is burning, probably from a gas leak? The seas sleep- that'll be Antarctic, rivers dream... someone on a lie low sleeping in the middle of it. People made of smoke and trees that sing- yes I think we've all hadone of those trips before! Somewhere else the tea is being poured into another cup and have to rush before they close the tea room.
Come on Nibbles, we've got b*gger all to do!

That's funny ... I could have sworn I heard a light rain earlier. Perhaps I was still half asleep? Or perhaps it was a sunshower? It's certainly very cloudy outside my house ...

(I think my "Smileys" are playing up.)

I'm off to work in about half and hour, which means ... I'll be off to work in about half an hour. Which means I won't be here. But don't worry, I will be later, if I am. And if I'm not then I won't be. Of course.

Take care, until then, etc.

It must be me and my weather machine, a few bugs in the direction control- there I had a vast cloud overhead and one press of the button and off it went to give me sun, hot, bright and warm.... I did wonder where that cloud went?

But you'll be gone in 30 minutes but if that's the case how can you then be gone when you've left for work in half an hour?
Wait a moment, if you're gone in 30 minutes then you'll have left the residence but you'll also have left the premises which means that you've been and still are?

'I stand the confusion in my mind!'