h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about borrowing Nibbles earlier to run a legal Pub on General but I had no one else, I'm sure he made a lot of friends and drunk a few under the table too.

I hope your day has been enjoyable, exciting and excellent and that the day has not dragged on like mine waiting for Pre-Mods to end so I can continue.

Anyway my book is four chapters away from my proof reading and then it's off to the agent and publishers and to think I was going to enroll at the writer's bureau?

Also- My Cyber Script is up in parts three and four. Just if you're interested? That is?

Again if Lance is hurt or traumatised by his Coyote Ugly dance on the bar Singing/ squeakung- She's a lady I will pay for the vet bills- post haste!

Sorry, just say that it was Nibbles on the bar and not you. I imagine you'd go for something else like 'Altogether now' dressed up up like John lennon in the Sergeant Pepper's lonely Hearts band?

Oh ... Nibbles ...

(That's what we in the profession like to call "Dramatic acting". As opposed to the alternative, which is ... well ... non-Dramatic Acting, I suppose.)

Well as long as he behaved himself- yes he behaved himself completely except perhaps for chatting up one of the gerbils, getting in someone's pint glass and nipping everyone's heel because he thought they were hedgehogs or something?

Over acting? He was over reacting to our heels, take a look at mine, nasty aren't they, as for the bites- look at these monsters!

He's a vicious little squeaker he is, God know what he's like when he's blind drunk?

Oh well, cup of anyone?