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Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 1

Nice-Dalek

Good afternoon there Lance, just managed to grab a lunch break, be careful the Boss doesn't see you or it's a walk into the office, the finny noise starts and you end up with an oversize pair of headphones stuck on your noggin and an oversize headache!

Anyway I trust you are well down in downtown Hertford or wherever you are now, just be careful that Nibbles doesn't get out of his cage and start hijacking the phone with bill after bill of pizzas?

Isn't life cruel how you get to see so much at the cinema and the last thing I saw that was remotely interesting was Scream 3 and you know long ago that was!
And it was a bad film as well.

Anyhow just popped by to wave- can you see me? If you stand on the room on tip-toes you might just make out my very distant form, I've waving!


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 2

Ecnal Silyab

Good day to you, your Countship. smiley - smiley

Sounds like you work in an interesting workplace. Mind you, all that stuff happens to me when I get things right. smiley - biggrin

Nibbles is a bad otter - He's been told hundreds of times not to throw the Gamecube into a hole in the garden, but he refuses to listen. I think I'm going to have to call in a Animal Guidence Official ...

I was working at a Cinema when Scream 3 was shown! Mind you, I lived a world away back then literally! smiley - erm

Waving eh? I wondered what that large mass of water was cascading towards me.

Take care. smiley - smiley


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 3

Nice-Dalek

>Take care<?

Take care of what? I don't want your wretched Ottter, true he could play in the river but if he got lost... what would you say?

Also I'm sure he'd beat me at Wipeout on my PS2, fancy being beaten by an otter and then being beaten in a race too smiley - winkeye

>A world away< You mean a parallel one where everyone wore eyepatches and was the exact opposite in dress sense and very aggressive?


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 4

Ecnal Silyab

... and so I turned around, and Lord Mike was wearing an eyepatch! smiley - laugh

smiley - pirate


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 5

Nice-Dalek

What about Basil Brush? Did he wear a camoflage fatigues and order: BANG! BANG!

Nibbles wasn't wearing an eye-patch was he? smiley - winkeye


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 6

Ecnal Silyab

Nibbles is always wearing an eyepatch. I tell him he looks silly in it, but that only seems to encourage him. smiley - wah

Mind you, I think he's been on the dehydrated biscuits again ... smiley - winkeye

(Tempus looks confused, as he utterly fails to "get" the joke ...)


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 7

Nice-Dalek

Watch it Ecnal! I'm not called Corruptus for nothing you know?


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 8

Ecnal Silyab

You ARE the Master, and I WILL obey you! smiley - grovel

Except on Bank Holidays, of course.

smiley - winkeye


Good afternoon Sir Lance

Post 9

Nice-Dalek

Oh yes. Isn't that when Nibbles takes over?


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