h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I speak for all when I do this Chimes of Midnight aversion
'Eleven fifty-eight, eleven fifty-nine, Doctor?''

'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE!'

Where are you Lance? Where are you? We need you on the Boards, please?

There is no Troll War, typical Two Towers fights scene has ended and we need to return of yourself, don't fracture the fellowship bring it back? Please?

We need people with clear minds to help re-build the Boards, to make them paradise once more, the Trolls are nothing but puddles on the ground, step over them, you're stronger than them!

Have I ... missed something?

Lance... is that you? You haven't gone or left or packed up shop and to the Gwan-Gwan Islands?

THANK GOD!

We're in desperate need, we've missed you all- The Whole Board turned out for Queen Pamela's return and now I trust that you too will make an appearance, after nearly leaving again- we're re-building the Boards!

Yes, no Trolls allowed, we need every able- bodied member to return, we were hoping that you were going to return?

By the way- Hurricane and Andrew want you to contact them about something called: The Project!

It's good to have you back ! The place has not been the same without you.

Good day to you Richard!

I noticed - I was rather surprised to find a thread titled "Bring back Lance Baylis"! I never actually knew that my 'Self vanishing act' would be missed so much!

As to the boards being free of trolls -- I'm not so sure. They must still be there, they've just stopped posting for a bit.

(Notice how the moment the BBCi lads popped in several Posters - Such as they were - Have just vanished suddenly? )

I shall contact Hurricane and/or Andrew in a short moment or three. "The Project" eh? Sounds ominous!

Cheers!

That's all right- except I can't post a reply to my story- sent 'Welcome to messageboards open page' every time!!!!

Ah, those bugs. Oh well by the way you have an invite to the Party tomorrow- Party?

Yes I hope to gain my title as Count Wilden of the Boards as well as celebrate Mon anniversaire!

The Project- a Mission of the unknown awaiting you!!!!

Yes, I seem to be having trouble getting into "General" at the mo ... perhaps they have the 'Troll Exterminators' in?

(That's Daleks to you and I!)

Which party is that then?

My Birthday's tomorrow, a party, a banquet will be held, they'll be dancing, action, adventure and a plenty!

So anyone for or ?

at the ready as I rise to take a new title: Count!

Lord Mike won't know what hit him?

So are you coming along then?

By the way Andrew joined the fray- he's here and it's about Muffins!

I'll be there, old chap. Anywhere where the is cold and the is lukewarm is fine by me!

What time are we starting?

PS. Noticed Andrew was here. Great to see him! Also noticed that Hurricane/Andrew's message board seems full of BBCi 'refugees' at the moment! Everyone from Lindsay to Lord Mike is over there!

The moment I arrive I suppose, Andrew made preparations to abandon ship incase the trolls came back- on my 'leaving' post Ego had gone to Andrew's forum picked out a words from a different conversation and threw these back at me!

He even threaten to call up the Mods, problem is I hadn't said those things on the Beeb Boards! ? He's a pillock!

By the by, I am circulating a script amongst our ranks, I'm wondering if I should submit it for T&S- do you want a copy to while away the hours- warning 47 pages for part one- It's an audio based script and it's action packed stuff that Nick Briggs would love to get his eyeteeth into!

Interested?

I was rather interested when I scrolled through and noticed that -

It frightens me actually, because it means the silly goat is actually over on Andrew's board as well!

Have you pitched your script to Big Finish, by any chance?

PS. I notice that "Bakes" bloke is still on General - Such a shame.

I don't really like making assumptions on people but, like the Ego, he's been online for about a week now and has utterly failed to create any threads of any sort of significance whatsoever. And no Doctor Who threads either. Did you see the speight of threads over on DVD and Video? Crazy! Utterly crazy!

I think it's best we simply don't reply to these people - And hope they just get the message and go away?

That's nothing- Master PJ showed yesterday how pathetically useless he is at posting!

Apparently he is extremely homophobic to the point of demanding to know who is who and what is what?

Troubless Roamer Organised against Leisurely Life- TROLL! !

Ego's message on Exams is utterly... it's well worth reading his thread just to prove how utterly pointless he is to the Boards: The thread: started by Marian.

The Script is seven parts and I'm sure as they keep saying they won't take it! Why should they- if they had their way Nick Briggs would be writing the majority- oh yes so he is.

Sword of Orion for example- I have the original Audio visuals records and that one is exactly identical to the original!

How's that for 'brand new ORIGINAL stories'?

Minuet in Hell was re-written, though most of it exists in episode one and Mutant Phase is completely different.

Although I was tempted when Real Time was announced as featuring six parts, Cybermen and time travel as the centre of things especially when I wrote: Doomsday Cause ages before.

Are you interested?