h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'baby in a bag' I'm doing pretty well, getting ready to start my new job soon, can't wait to get going with it, but am still doing a bit of training first before I get released on the clients for real asides that.... not much.... going out to the pub.... behaving like a tart failing to do the housework as often as I should and just being the lazy bachlor I am

So what does this job entail....sounds interesting!! What will be your official title?

So your an average joe geezer then??
"failing" to do the housework??? Shouldn't that be "can't be arsed" to do the housework??? Gaawwd i'd hate to let my fella do the housework, he does everything wrong!I came home yesterday from town to him announcing the house was spotless!!! Was it hell, he'd just picked up the toys & hoovered & washed up!! The pile of laundry was still there & upstairs hadn't even been touched!!! AND he wanted praising for it!!! I told him we were fresh out of doggie treats!!!

Tomorrow is to be offical housework day and I do all the housework as ther eis no one else who'l do it offical title? I dunno, telephone marketing or somethign I guess its calling company's to arrange for Employee benifits consultants from the firm we work with to go and give a presentation to them regaarding employee benifits packages well, thats the account I'll be starting on, other accounts include a large national bank, where it'd be making appointments for them to go to companys to talk about corperate banking interesting huh? and no, I'm not qualified in anything to do with finance etc.... my two degrees are in Biology and immunology/genetics

So i guess you'll be hacking there system to visit hootoo whilst your working??
Awww bless ya, i can see it now....you in your ickle pinny & pink feather duster...

But 2legs! I am a qualified rocket scientist (true) so that beats bugs and plants in a test tube.

Butgs in test tubes I never did any of that bollocks I stuck to the human/medical sciences cleaned kitchen, hoovered this floor in front room middle landing kitchen and cleaned in utality room, laundry is on next off downstairs stairs, then some mopping then upstairs to work

My....what clean sparkling surfaces you have!

Over used, over polished and over in Cambridge!

I like that

Ah! The cockney gods live down in "Camden Maaaaaaaarket".

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Any ole iron!

Funnily enough the subject of Chas 'n Dave came up at work the other day. Nothing on Chas 'n Morph though.