Bytebak (a chocolate pretzel - sweet but twisted)

Hello fellow H2G2ers, I am Bytebak. I have a presence on the web at which I recommend you visit. I am a Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett fan as well as harder science fiction and fantasy. I do a little writing of my own and am stuck at chapter 17 of my novel. I am Irish but live in Pennsylvania where I encourage zeroes and ones to look after other people's money. I live with a small zoo of animals (two dogs and a cat) who have me well trained. I give a pet massage to die for. I am a big basketball and American football fan - season tickets to the Sixers and Eagles. What else? I'm a beer snob, addicted to one-liners (large collection on my web-site), hoping to branch out into T-Shirt making (Herbal tees), web-site builder (, god-father to two beautiful girls left behind in Ireland (sob). I also bear an uncanny resemblence to Ozzy Osbourne except I'm a little steadier on my feet, I don't slur as much and have far less money.


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