h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im my dream i won the lottery,
millions of pounds the whole jackpottery.
Once my stomach had come unknottery,
And my 2 sisters no longer spottery.
I thought of all the friends that i just gottery,
Some i already knew and some unnottery.
Before i set off for somwhere nice and hottery,
I will have plastic surgery to my bottery,
With every day lifes problems being so easily forgottery.
I stopped myself talking posh and snottery,
And to make my stand and mark that i will be forgottery.
I will help the old age in their cottery,
My dream became to my cemetary plottery.
With my head stone set in a nice little spottery,
Which read "Thank Goodness She Had Won The Lottery".

Chuckle chuckle
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i liked it keep up the good work
Annette

well,nats,what can i say!!!!!you REALLY DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!!!no wonder i like you!!!!!salxxxx

The prose superbly illustrates the exceptional styling of postmodernistic...[sic}...culminating in quintisential...[sic]...exhuberating, liberating...(half hour later)...masterpiece of language.

Me like lots.

couldnt have put it better myself kreetch!!!!xx

Cheers Sal

Thats has lifted my spirits up i can tell you lol
Thanx Annette aswell cos you have made my day now, the pair of you have.
I guessed the pair of you liked it then lmao
I have had that one for a while now, so i decided to share it lol
I like sharing anyway, it is my motto to share.
Anyway i am for not getting back to the pair of you so late, so i hope i am forgiving lol
What time do you go away Sal.?
I dont know when you will get this, so i am sending you good luck wishes on your hols, and do me a favour please, enjoy yourself ok.
Anyway i am going now to have a nose of my threads, and hope to speak real soon from the pair of you.

Lots of love going your way always
From xx*NATS*xx

Cheers Kreetch

for replying and for trying to put up a thumbs up smiley aswell.
Im i dont know how to do that one.
I can do most of them, as you can see on my conversations to Carol, my friend from the Antartic Sheffield lol
Anyway im going to have a look to see if i have any postings, then i am going to have an early night for a change.
So you take ok.
Catch you later.

xx*NATS*xx

hey nats,keetch......!!!!!< >with ok in between!!!xxx

Cheers Sal

I will try that now i will take a look at that now.
Yeah it works im made up now.
Hey Sal when do you away on your hols.?
How are you.? Hope your
Hey this is good lol
Anyway i must dash, got to go to the shops to get milk and bread.

So the pair of you take care
lots of love going your way to the both of you.
Take care aswell cos i care.

xx*NATS*xx
for Sal and
for Kreetch

looks like sal beet me 2 telling u how 2 do

have a good time on ur hols sal n if u had given me warning i would have got the kids cases ready 2 go with u with do not return stickers on them

think u will need this after all ur hard work nats
Annette

Hi Annette



What hard work are you on about lol
I couldnt even if i tried lmao
But for the anyway, it was very thoughtful of you.
My other half Stuart from Kent says hello right this minute, cos he his on the phone to me.
Stuart has just asked me where his lol

I fell over earlier while i was at the shops, i tripped on the edge of the kerb, as i was crossing over to the other side, to get to the shops lmao
I grazed my knees, silly soft sod aren't i lol
Anyway im off to see if i have any postings and i hope to hear from you soon.
Take care cos i care.
Love to you always.
xx*NATS*xx