h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

u better stop shouting at me for not leaving you msgs lmao.....cause u will make me

like i said in email i have been having a few probs with the system....
i have taken something that will hopefully help me to sleep n i gonna use my wheat bag to ease my cramps....

hope u enjoyed your shopping at asda and did you n alan manage to get the same things??????

well gonna go now this was only a flying visit..

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol



I hope im not hugging you so tight, cos i dont want to hurt you ok.
I CAN SHOUT IF I WANT TO SO THERE, YOU CANT STOP ME LOL
Go on i will let you say it lol that i am a nutty bar
Ok i will stop shouting, cos i dont want to make you
So i will you aswell as you to make you feel better ok.
Heres a bar of and a cup pf to appoligise, i hope you forgive me lol
I promise i wont ever shout again lmao
Here, this is just for you to cheer you up, are you ready now, well here goes (CATCH)
petals to stick aswell as a you might just need this aswell, so here goes ARE YOU READY.? (CATCH)


cream
eclair





Not forgetting the water aswell lol hope you enjoy lmao
Now you cant say i dont give you anything so there.
I told you i was kind and considerate, didnt i.?
I had a fab time in asda by the way, you should have seen my trolley to our Alans, my one was full to the top, while our Alans was only just over the middle lmao
We got all kinds of stuff, aswell as a whole salmon mmmmmmm lol
You should have seen it before we cut it up into pieces mind you, you would though wouldnt you.?
Our Alan did get some of the stuff i got, but not alot lol
It was so funny aswell, cos we kept on bumping into each other.
I kept on saying to him, fancy you being here, and he said to me fancy you being here too.
Oh it was hilarious, cos you should have seen the looks we kept on getting off people
Oh well im going to bed now, so lets see who rings who later ok.
Catch you later ok.
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.
Oh here is another to make you feel better ok.
Take care and hope you are better later.
xxx off Alan and Stuey aswell xxxxx

hi carol/nat

i hope that you both have stopped shouting. coz i am trying to sleep lol i call you later on



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Hiya Nats/Stuart/Psycho

hope u are all well,

Stuart, i did not think natty was shouting that loud lol. she was shouting at me cause i did not reply to a msg..
how has your day been stuart????
i had a good chat to natty earlier..she was having a few drinks.
i bet she gets tonight n gets a too.

hope u have a good weekend...xx


NATS.... just for you hun, from me to you lmaopmp....







lol

what do u think to my aim lol.....
and dont u dare say i never give u owt, cause i did that tape for you
....hope u dont wear it out lol.....glad u liked the tape.

bet i hit the psycho with most of these lmaopmp...

nats have a drink on me tonight wont ya lol...

and a for stuart....

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol

You have got me in stitches lol
I was just merry cos i dont really like getting too drunk.
I dont like the feeling afterwards cos it makes me feel
Ive only been drunk only the once, and i didnt like it so ive never been drunk again.
Anyway you crazy girl you had better watch out, so here goes lol
CATCH..









Dont forget now, that you got to catch them all in one go lol
Hi babe i you always and forever.
The party was just great, it was fab.
The karokee fella never turned up its not fair.
It was a great atmosphere and very friendly, well it always is on me dads side
There was a big banner saying, Congratultions Joan and Tommy on your 50th, there was balloons everywhere with 50 on them aswell
I cant wait now for our Alans 40th next month, i will have a ball i can tell you
I cant stop playing the tape now, im listening to it right now lol so again for doing it
I am ever so grateful that i had to give you these

I have got a good aim too lol so youve been warned ok.
I hope you are feeling much better today, and i hope youve got a on your face.
Cos you look ugly with this one lol
Anyway im going just incase you throw more at me lol
So i will catch you later ok.
Love from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

Hiya Nats.

WHAT ARE WE LIKE EH LOL.....

i`m absolutly shattered, had a busy day at work n its been sweltering, infact it still is lol....

i`m not going to throw ne thing at u cause i cant b bothered lol... not got the energy....

glad u liked the tape but like i said i hope u dont wear it out lol....

so u did not get eh?????

i bet u got up n boogied lol...just like ur alan lol...
am sorry this is only a short msg...

am going to have a shower n have a lie down...

take care
xxxcarolxxx


ps hope ur enjoying the sunshine...xx

Hi Carol



You enjoy your shower.
Dont forget your
It would be lovely to have a shower, but i cant have one
The stupid shower isnt working, and the council wont repair it
Hey look at me, im not throwing anything.
MMMmmmmm whats wrong with me, i must be coming down for something
Go on and say it (what are you like.) lol
Oh well once youu have rested you can ring me if you want, thats if your on line that is. lol
I hope you rest well and drink plenty with this weather.
I will go for now and hope to speak soon.
lots of from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
P.S. I couldnt go cos i had to give you this lol

Hi carol


my day has been ok just to hot so iam off out riding my bike home and then going to bed

oh hunny i saw you there why have you not gone to bed yet i smack you bum lol here is some food 4 u both ok chat to you later

Hi Babe



You are telling me to go to bed, and look at you lol
You were yawning your blinking head off, just like me early hours this morning.
So there you go you cheeky little blighter.
So you had better catch lol
Here you go,
Thanx for the food, i will have some for me lunch lmao
Im suppose to be doing the ironing, but my wrist is sore, i dont know why tho, cos the weather is gorgeous
Hi Carol aswell, hope you both are enjoying the sunshine.
Catch Carol its just for you lol

I know you will be working Carol, but you can enjoy the sunshine when you have finished work.
I have just done a joke on the joke page, first time ever.
Mind you i might do another one later.
Oh well im going to see what i can do, instead of the ironing.
So i will most probably be talking to you both on the phone later, but not at the same time lol
Anyway catch you both later.
Lots of
from xx*NATS*xx and Alan
s and s for you both.

Hiya Nats n Stuart..

I hope you are both well and enjoying the weather....
its roasting here n i hope it cools down for hen i go in hosp....
but saying that we are supposed to get thunder n lightening on wednesday..... at least it will cool the air down abit...(i hope)

well i`ve been busy at work .... NATS look at what i made ya........
and i`ll send it to ya now lol......throws at nats n lol

i`m still tired, still not sleeping right but better than the other night...

nats i`ll call you at approx 6-30.... ok......

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol


How dare you throw a at me without the filling, thats not aloud

Its been a scorcher here aswell, i even got sunburn while i was in the garden pegging washing out.

Even going to the pillar box, mailing something to you, and ha you dont know whats in the letter either lol
The pillar box was really hot, i even burnt my hand by resting on it
This sleeping lark you are having i think its bcos you are to go in ossie soon and it must be playing on your mind, even if you dont think it is, it is there in your mind somewhere lol
You should see my arms, they are bright red, i need a doc a George Clooney look a like doc lol
He will sort me out, what do you think lol
Do you wanna know something.? Well im gonna tell you ne way so here goes, i feel like im in the oven roasting like a chicken lol
Any way here comes some to pour over your head for throwing the at me without the filling, thats the best bit of the cake lol
Oh yes by the way of course you can ring at that time, cos our Alan will be in around 7ish ok.
Anyway i will go for now and look forward to your call.
Catch you later ok.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan

tee hee you cant run very far can you lol cos i caught you lol

morning nats....
how r u today...????
hope ur ok and ur jaw is getting better..
i`m ok i suppose just sitting her typing with 1 hand lol.. i managed to get a shower today lol... its surprising how difficult that can b with 1 hand...

the paun is still there but every now n then it subsides n i get a few hrs free lol...
i found out why my fingers feels odd lol.. n thats cause they r swollen, cause i cant move my wrist its difficult to see...

ne way enough of me moaning ... i may just send u to sleep lol...


hope u have a good day..
xxxcarolxxx

Good Morning to you Miss Crazy Carol lol

What are you like hey.?, your always saying something to make me smile
See i told you didnt i lol

Im sorry to hear about your fingers being all swollen, cant you move them around a bit.?
It might just help a little.
My jaw is not so bad, its still a little sore, but its not as bad as it was yesterday, for asking.
Anyway only dirty people get a shower lmao
I hope that you kept your plaster dry, and didnt get it wet at all.
Mind you, you are use to typing with one hand, cos ive heard you when we have been on the phone to each other.
Im not even dressed yet, but i will later cos ive got ot go out to get milk and bread.
You have never sent me to sleep yet, i will let you know when when i start snoring down the phone lol
Hey whats wrong with us, we havent thrown anything at each other, we cant have that now can we.? So here you go catch that'll do to put me on lol
Theres more to follow real soon lmao
Im letting you know so that you can away, but i will get you anyway tee hee.
Weve got a in the sky and its gorgeous, the colours are very dominant aswell.
Did you say hope you have a good day, ing h3ll, i wish, ive to go the shops boo hoo
I dont want to cos its ing down here, and my joints are sore aswell
Oh well never mind, im just waiting for the painkilers to take affect, then i will go and get dressed then go out.
Hope you have a good day too ok.
Anyway im going to have a ciggy, so by the time ive finished it, the pain should be subsided (hopefully).
Speak soon ok and you take care aswell, otherwise i will kill your head in with all the tomatoes, heres one catch lol
Catch you later alligator.

xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan


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