h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya Nats....

How are you???
did u enjoy ur meal last night??
i hope u did not get too drunk and the psycho enjoyed himself too lmao...

what u been upto today??
well i just got home from work n just sat relaxing, my mate is not coming up tonight so i`ll call you approx 6....

thanks for the email...lol...it made me smile....

oh i notice sweentnpetiter left u a msg lol....she is another sheffielder lol...(i can hear u shouting "oh no not another 1") lmao...

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol

Hey there is only one mad woman in sheffield and thats you lol
Im sorry for not getting back to you until now.
Its bcos my cable has been going funny all day.
It is going to drive me to drink lol
Wheres that you said you were goibg to get me one day, cos that day has arrived lol
The cupboard door in the bed room got fixed eventually, after 3 months of waiting.
Still no visitor from the council, and now its doing me head in.
I rang them today and they said they will be here first thing tomorrow morning, seeing is believing.
I found a twenty pound note today outside the post office, i think someone out there likes me, what do you think.?
My meal was fantastic i had all kinds of stuff.
I had all dry stuff first and then i went on the gravy stuff last with 3 double tia maria and cokes mmmmmm lol
I had a wonderful time cos when i came home i was on the carsie lol
I have already told you what went wrong lol
I wouldnt like to mention it on here.
Hey like i said earlier there is only one mad woman in sheffield and that is you lol
I dont think Trace is mad actually, i might just ask her lol
Do you know something i cant even remember the email i sent to you lol
You will have to jog my memory
Shame about your mate not coming, but hey at least we had a laugh lol
The spycho isnt in just yet lol
Hes gone to see a friend of his from work at the office.
Stuey says hello, i am speaking to him right now as i am writing this to you.
Anyways i will have to shift cos he will be home soon, so i will have to start the tea.
Catch you later mad Sheffielder lol
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.
xxxxxx

satisfied now lmao...

back lol

Got you back lmao

I had better go in case you catch me tee hee

cya later alligator

Love from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

after "nats"......

i`ll get u lol.....just u wait n see........


throwing is quicker than running lmao.....

oops sorry i think i just got ur alan with that last 1 lmao.....


xxcarolxx

Hi Carol


Our Alan told me to give you this lol cream in the face.
Thats bcos the last tomato was bad and stinky lol
Anyway, what were you throwing tomatoes at me for lmao
Our Alan said he wants a new pair of glasses, cos you have gone and bust them with the force of the tomato
Anyway i will go for now incase you throw any more lol
Here catch and heres a rotten one lol
Catch you later alligator.
Love from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

Yeah yeah yeah i bet ur alan told u...always blame the other 1 lmaopmp....

here nats just for u,
all hit by ME!
lol at least i admit it lol...

well i`m truly hitting u alan they were all meant for nutty natty....., but here have a piece of TREACLE PUDDING LMAOPMP...

nats here just for u.... hey i hope these rotten ones dont stain lmao.....

ALL IN GOOD FUN!!!!!
..its peeing it down here yet AGAIN lol....
hope u both have a good day and thanks for the good luck wish...

ITS A GOOD JOB WE CAN HAVE A LAUGH AINT IT LOL...

take care
speak soon
xxxcrazy carolxxx

Hi Carol


I hope they got all your clothes all dirty lol
Ive eventually told Margaret and everyone else that reads the thread over what happened.
What am i like hey.?
But im glad that its off my chest.
I have just checked my email, and i got 10 lol
I dont know which one to reply to first tho lol
Im on the phone to Stuey right now, and he says hi, our Alan says hi aswell.
Oh he told me you give you this lol cream cos it just didnt get my face it also got got our Alans face lmao
I thought you were my friend lmao.
How did your course go yesterday.?, hope it went well.
Its raining cats and dogs here, and it hasnt stopped all day.
Here catch
Did i get you lol
I hope i did lmao
for the treacle pudding lol
I think its the only one i will get, cos he still hasnt made it lmao
Our Alan did tell me actually, you can ask him if you want lol
Anyway i will go for now, and hopefully i can ring you tomoz at 6:00pm
Catch you later alligator.
NUTTY xx*NATTY*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxxx
hope you can catch lol

hi carol

nats has go out so i will leave her ogm.................

plz leave msg after the tone
lol
i chat to you soon

silly stuart

Hi Babs



Hi Carol



Im sorry that i havent been on today, its because my eye has been sore.
I have had a busy day instead, doing my washing and ironing aswell as hoovering and dusting.
Hey Carol you never left a message on my answer machine lol
Oh well never mind, maybe next time you will.
I had my burner on today with lavender oil, and it really calmed me down.
I got our Alan to go to the shop earlier on, and i made him buy me a load of bars even 20 ciggies aswell.
I didnt have his arms up his back honest lol
Anyway no one is talking to me today, so i will go and lurk for a bit.
Catch you laters alligators.
xx*NATS*xx and Alan
xxxxxx

hi nats, stuart and alan.

well i hope ur now satisfied with the choccy.....all i want to know is wheres MINE???????


i hope ur feeling better about things.
Well after abit of thinking i decided to do the rest of my housework, n then i sat down to watch a film.... it was called "double jeopardy" it has been out on vid for ages but i never saw it til last night.... it was a good film....

well i hope u slept well and u have a good day today.....

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol


Heres a cup of to go with your choccie.
There you go, thats your share lol
Your not getting my whole nut though, or my nutty bar cos your not nutty your crazy lol
Hope you have a good day in your mums.
Say hello from me aswell as Stuey and Alan.
Im going to get a bath now and wash my hair, im going to have a long soak.
Oh by the way i am satisfied lol
I havent done a thing today cos theres nothing to do.
Well theres the dinner, but its too early yet.
I will start that round 3:00pm, and then it will be done by the time our Alan comes home.
Oh well this dirty person is going to get her bath lol
Catch you later ok.
Oh by the way i hope you enjoy your dont eat it all in one go though ok.
Love xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

lmao,,, well if i cant have nutty chocolate then u cant play on with my crazy golf set


am glad ur feeling abit better and i hope ur have a good soak in the bath, lets hope u dont fall asleep dreaming about your communion garden lol...only kidding lmao...

i meant to say i hope u dont fall asleep n turn into a prune....
hope u have had a decent day ....i am lol....i got the wimbledon final on ...lol...its the mens one lol....i wonder why i watch it ...oh thats right cause i like tennis n men lol....

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

ps. for the choccy i`m saving some for tomorrow.....

Hello you lol



Your not getting any of me whole nut so there.

Anyway i dont even know about Crazy Golf so there aswell lol

What are you like hey watching tennis, i cant stand it lol
I only watch it when theres nothing else on.
I never fell asleep so there lol
I was a prune when i got out, i also looked like a ripe aswell
Im much better today
Heaps and bounds better lol
About my communion garden, its a lot better now since i took all the weeds away lol
I even trimmed the rose bush aswell as the hedges lmao
I have just done a bath for our Alan aswell, cos he will be home shortly (boring) only kidding.
Just hope he doesnt see this thread, otherwise he will batter me lol
Anyway you take care aswell ok.
I will ring you tomoz at 6 ok.
So i will catch you then
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

Hi YOU lol,
how ru?? am glad u was feeling loads better after ur stint at the hospital, i know ppl dont like them but i dont mind, guess because i`ve been going to them for ages with my hand n other stuff.....



what am i going to do u wont share ur choccy with me........

i know what i`ll do......here nats catch and dont say i never give u owt lmao....






lol....

OH i think i got ur alan with that last 1 lmao...
oh i hope he don try n find me in north yorkshire lmao....
i think i`m going to move but where can i go....????? i know ...south pole lmaopmp..

well nats of course its ok for you to phone later i`m going to call my mum at 6 so if u could call around 6-30 or i`ll call u....whichever is easier for you...

take care
xxxcarolxxx

aka ur crazy friend...xxx

oh here drink from me hun...

HIYA YOU BACK

here have them back lol
What are you like, you crazy woman.
No you didnt get our Alan it was Jay me other cousin lol
Never mind you might get him at a at a later date.
Oh and im a lot better for asking.
Me and you make a right pair, always going in and out of hospitals lol
Here Catch
I have already give you some so stop wingeing cryer baby lol
Oh i give up here you go are you saisfied now.?
Now stop that crying ok lmao
No dont go to the North Pole, go to the Antartic instead its much colder lol
Sorry Carol for being so late, i got distracted by Stuey lol
At least you got it anyway lmao
oops i just got your cat there lol
Anyway i will go for now, and check to see if i have any postings and emails.
Catch you later alligator (in a while crocadile)
Heres a cup of or do you want a
Here catch again these are off our Jay and even some over your head lol
Oh well im definitely going (going off my trolley) lol
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx
P.S. I will ring you ok

Hi Carol

You are very naughty, cos you never left a message on my answer machine lol
Stuey says for you to catch this so there.
Thats a forfeit lmao cos Stuey said you never left a message
Our Jay said catch aswell.


over your head.
And a pint of poured all over you too.
Anyway you cant catch me cos im a faster than you so there
Im going to take the oven out of the chick (chick out of the oven) lol
Catch you later alligator
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
Heres a bar and cup to put you on ok.
Catch again there your stuck in the middle now lmao

I am not naughty lmao.....here nats got a few things i think u deserve lmaopmp....



all hit with my....


hope they did not hurt lol...

as compensation lol..xx

Hi Carol

If i said you were naughty, it means that you are cos i said so ok, so there lol
No use giving me a bar, cos i wont accept it lmao
I think you only give me that bar, because you are grovelling just incase i give you these but im giving them to you anyway, so there and heres a few more ok.
What are we like hey,? I know 2 mad women
I will have to go now cos my eyes are shutting, and ive snapped all my matches, trying to keep my eyes form closing lol
Anyway hun the time is now 02:56 so i will go for now, cos my bed is calling me, and i will catch you later (much later) {only kidding} lmao
Oh well of Stuey, Alan and myself of course.
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx