h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Trace

Dont worry about being sorry, its not your fault is it.
I was like that yesterday, it kept on booting me out.
You could see coming out of me ears lol
Im a little sore today with my back and my joints.
I went for a meal lastnight with our Alan, he treated me to a chinese.
It was a buffet kind of thing, where you go and help yourself to much food as possible.
It was absolutely gorgeous i can tell you
We have been there before, and the people that work there we get on really well.
The bloke that owns it, his name is Paul.
We know all the waiters and waiteresses names aswell.
They are a great bunch, we get on well with them too.
Where about in Kent are you moving to, i hope its Gravesend, cos thats where Stuey lives.
I cant wait to move there to be with him
Hes a great bloke, he makes me so happy and alive lol
Hey it would be funny if we got to live next door to each other, it would be great.
Anyway i had better go and get these plates sorted out, cos the flood had them all wet and musty.
So hope to hear from you real soon.
Catch you later ok.
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

Hi Trace



Hope you are ok, cos i havent heard from you for awhile.
Is your email giving you jip.?
Mine was as soon as i put it on earlier, but its alright now.
I didnt come on yesterday cos my eye was sore
Well both were sore actually, but my left eye was worse, cos they done more tests on it.
Ive got a little bruise on me eye, and going down the left side of me nose.
The screen was bright after i took off the dressing, thats why i never came on.
I went the hospital on Friday,and they done all kinds of tests on my eyes
I can tell you never have a needle in your eye, cos its so painful and uncomfortable
They checked my vision first with the letters, then they put a machine in front of me, to take a good look in the both of them.
After they done that, they put a needle in both eyes, to put a dye in to check the retinas to see if they were ok.
They didnt even give me a sedative, when i told Stuey he went off his trolley lol
Carol has been a star to me, she has been calming me down, and she has also been making me laugh on the phone yesterday.
The screen is not so bright now, i can see better now aswell.
LIsten to me, i have been talking all about myself, and not even bothered to ask how you have been.
about that, will you forgive me lol
How have you been anyway Trace.? i hope you are well.
Anyway im going to have a lurk around before i go to bed, and i hope to chat soon.
Take care.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

Hi Trace



How are you.?
Hope you are ok, cos i havent heard from you for awhile.
I know, i bet its your cable box playing up again.
I was suppose to be getting a bath, but i decided to take a peek at my convos, and i had one off that Crazy Carol lol
I hope you get sorted, cos its a real pain in the backside lol
Wouldnt be good if we did live next door to each other, we would be in and out of each others houses lol
Im a lot better today, i can see properly now.
Its still a little sore, but its not like it was after i had the injections.
Anyway i must otherwise my bath water will be cold.
Hope to speak soon ok.
You take care aswell.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

in throws at nats..... out again n shout

hope all is well...

xx

you cant catch me, cos im fast at running so there lol

Hey did you get your by the way.
Dont you dare eat it all at once, otherwise you will get toothache ha ha ha

Here catch again.

Oh dear i think ive just got your cat again lmaopmp
Anyway im getting ready to ring you, so i will go for now ok.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

for the will keep me going for alittle while....

what are we like....i know what it is lol....we are friends ....well friends that have fights lmao....

xxxcarolxxx

Hi hun


We are friends to the end so
Here catch again honest i wont get the cat again.



I hope you caught them lol
Im glad that you are enjoying the but like i said dont eat it all at once ok lol
Hey we are and friends.
Catch you later alligator.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.
xxxxxx

One of them are bound to get you.

hi, well i know we are friends and i hope we do stay friends...lol......including the fights lol....

here nats dont say i dont ever give u owt.....






oh i forgot to give you this....
as compensation....

xxxcarolxxx

Here Carol dont say i give you anything either






Now all of them should get you, and not one will get your cat this time, cos ive got them trained to just get you lol
Here catch again lmao






One of these is especially trained not to get your cat, but the others im not responsible for, cos our Alan sent them lol
What????? you gave me your back, thats it im not going to give you anymore now so there.

Friends we are, and friends we will stay, especially and and and last of all friends lol so
Catch you later my bessie female friend lol
Im going incase more come my way.
See you later alligator.

xx*NATS*xx

lmao... the i gave u was not what u gave me lol....i pinched that from our pycho lmaopmp...you know who i`m talking about lol....


I have just taken freddie in to get his booster and do u know what nats.... from when i put him in the box...he was all the time til he got out of the box at the vets n then he started again lmao til we got home.......

for your alan lol....

hope u have had a good day...

take care
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazy Carol


PHSYHCO ALAN lol
Why cant he spell this.?
Whats he like hey lol.?
Ive been the docs today to get a you know what lmao
Stuey says hi, i have just got off the phone from him.
PHSYCHO ALAN will be home soon boooooooo get rid of him lol
Ive been in a depressing mood today, and i dont know why, strange isnt it.?
whingeing lol
I remember out first 2 Sooty and Smokey, cos they were like that.
But we had to get the bus, well they and and all the way there and all about way back.
Its funny really, i think that they know where they are going, what do you think.?
If you are still there, post back and let me know that can i ring you please cos i want to bend your ear again lol
If your not then tuff on me lmao
Oh well im off to check the then i will get them out and send you one to you, thats if you want one (leg that is)
Always said you had chicken legs didnt i.? lol
Catch you later alligator.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan

yeah i`m here if u want to bend my ear, but i`m just going to phone mum......mayb speak in alittle while???


x

Hi Carol



You cant get away this time
I thought there was something wrong, when you just posted this message with nothing in it only words.
So dont do that again otherwise you wont get no more bars lol
I forgot to tell you earlier, in just under 2 weeks, we will be going to our Davids and Debbies engagement, and i cant wait to see what this party is like compared to the other one.
Heres a off Stuey cos you hurt his fiancee lol
You got Stuey the other day, he has just told me lmao
How can you throw that far, you must have a good aim.
He has just told me that you got him at the back of his head
I forgot to ask you how your mum was, how is she anyway, hope she is ok.
Ed is still crazy then lol
Mind you he must be crazy knowing you lol
Thanx for making me laugh before, you made me come out of my depression, you really have.
Our Alan told me to give you these and and a aswell as including cream rotten and even and a to take you away ha ha hee hee roflmao
Stuey is rotflhao at what i am writing.
I guess he is geting just like you and me, what do you think lol
I hope i didnt hurt you before bending your ear lmao
Go on and say it, i am absolutely nutty lol
Anyway i will go for now and i will catch you later ok.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.
xxxxxx

Nats here hun, got ur shopping for you....

1lb rotten `s
1lb
1lb `s


ALL OVER UR HEAD LMAO



`s away faster than natty lmaopmp.....

Hi Crazy Carol


Who do you think you are the phantom food flinger lmao
Ha ha you dont even know what im writing so there lol
Here you go catch

These are especially off me lol
I will post this off to you now ok.
Catch you later alligator.
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

NATS no hun i`m the phantom flinger but have a tendancy to throw other items such as....


and last but not least.....
lots of rotten `s lmaopmp......

nats i`m so sorry i did not realise as i was reeling those things off that i threw them at you lol....must be a natural instinct lmaopmp.....


and a over your head lmao....

x

Hey you little minx lol

Thats it no more for you so

Hi you lol

You wait till i see you in person, you wont know whats coming to you lol
I have just the thing for you, and do you know what that is.?
Well, this is it lol CATCH a couple of rotten s sticky treacle pudding i hope you are a good catch, if not then tuff lol
Oh heres a couple more
You definitley cant away this time, cos your stuck in the middle lmao
I have just got off the phone, and guess who i was talking to.?
Yeah you got it in one lol Stuey lol
Our Alan is fast asleep, mind you im not surprised lol with the time being 02:20am.
Oh by the way my cousin Jay says hello to you.
I have gone and lost our Alans party list, for his birthday next month.
Oops what am i going to do now.? Its even got the list of people thats going aswell, oops again lol
I told you that you were the phantom food flinger, so you cant get out of it so
Natural instinct my foot, you really meant it lol.
Well like i said earlier, YOU are the phantom food flinger so there.
Now look at you, your even going to throw a at me, thats not fair
And now look what else you have done, you made me
Well you have done it this time, here and and no its not my tia maria and coke so there so put that in your pipe and smoke it lol
Anyway im off to noddy land cos my eye is sore, so i will catch you later ok.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.
rofpmp

Hi Trace



I havent heard from you for awhile, so i am sending you a quick note to ask where you are.
I hope you get back to me some day, cos i thought you was mad like Carol lol
Anyway i have to go cos i have to put the dinner on, and hope one day that you get back to me and Carol.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan