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Hiya Nats...

How are you? hope ur feeling better and have been enjoying the good weather...
hows ur kitchen getting on?

well my day has gone ok, hand been playing up abit n i`ll b glad when i have been to the hospital to see whats happening etc... oh by the way i left a msg for ur alan n also forgot to tell him something lol.....just tell him its ok about the pint of milk i went to the shop on my way home from work lol...

Nats did he drag u to asda ???
hope ur feeling better and happy...

best wishes to u alan n stuart
speak soon
take care
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol



Well the day has been wonderful for everyone here except me boo hoo
My blood is curdling with the heat, and its making me itch all over.
Oh by the way over the milk, our Alan said its ok then lol
We never went to Asda after all, cos i said i didnt want to go, so he said sod it then, and never went himself.
Cant understand him sometimes
I wish i could lol
The kitchen is brill, all it needs now is the tiling.
The bathroom is the same, needs tiling and the bath panel needs doing, then everything is done.
Should be done by the end of next week, so they say lol
I hope so cos its really getting me down now, it should have all been done by the end of March, Yeah Right.
Hope your hands ok come tomoz, cos you wont be able to do hardly anything with it if its sore.
Alans mum says hello and so do the cats >cat> lol
Hows your mum been, hope shes well.
Our Alan has just closed the windows by standing on the wooden chair, and then he jumped and shouted aaaaahhhhh lol
Have you any nutty farms by you cos ours are full up here lol
And some of them wont admit him, the reason why, they said hes far too gone in the head for help.
Its a shame cos he needs to go in one now, what do you think lol
Hes doing the supper dishes now, havent i done well training him.
He learns really quickly when he wants too lol
Anyways Stueys has just rang and wants me to ring him back.
So i will go for now and hope to speak soon.
Lots of love
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

nah hun dont think there is mush room in sheffield for him either, may b better for you to order the straight jacket nw n get that rolling pin with added beeze-block ready just incase he gets too much for u lmaopmp.....

am u not been too good with the heat, hope its going to b getting cooler oday but saying that we hadthunder storm last night but it did not last long n i dont think it has cooled the ir down at all, it just feels muggy lol..

my hand is ok i suppose jus aches mos of the time, at least when i go on wednesday i`ll kno abit more an if they decide not to operate then i`m gona go to the GP and getsome stronger painkillers cause its doing my head in....

think you will be over the moon when ur kitchen n bathroom finished, u will feel better too.

as for ur alan dong the supper dishes, nice to see a man work aint it hun...lol... and keep up with te training, soon enough u will have him doing all the house work,,, lmaopmp

hows stuart?
(makes a mental note to leave him a msg on here)
hope he is not getting too much bother...

well hun i gotta go....
them old dears will b wanting their lunch..

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hiya hun



Alan, well like you said needs to go in a straight jacket, cos i cant handle him ne more lol
He sends is love to you even tho we are against him lmao
I agree with you over the rolling pin lol
I cant stop laughing today, now that makes a change for the books i can tell you.
I even woke up laughing, our Alan said hes going to fone the doc.
Dont know why i was laughing, i must have had a funny dream or something, but i cant remember if i dreamt or not.
Sometimes i can remember every single detail.
I dreamt the other night i was flying a kite, god knows were that come from cos i aint got one lmao
Im in full spirit today, cant understand it, cos i was feeling a lttle yesterday.
But i soon cheered up when i rang Bro
He always does that, he cheers me up really good i can tell you.
Hes the best Bro in the world, and i him to bits.
He means a lot to me, cos he was there for me when i was down, and when that evil bastuard got his hands on me.
Hes been there from day one, and when i was on LD.
I sure dont half miss that, do you
I was devasted when it went off.
I was in Hospital the night it went off
I do hope the rumours are right bringing it back on, cos i will get on it straight away, even if you have to pay for it.
Even our Alan said it was ok, cos hes going to pay for it for me aswell as himself.
I doubt very much though cos the last time he was on it, is when i was beaten up and laid in hospital.
He was telling every1 all about my progress.
How i was getting on after my op.
Do you know something though, it sure feels funny when i put my hand on me side and feel all muscle instead of a rib.
Oh well never mind, i will get used to it one day.
Well Carol i will have to get going and hope to speak really soon ok.
Lots of love from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan
xxxxxx

HIYA Happy...

Are u still laughing???
Am glad ur feeling good today n enjoying the weather.
i`m sure the local mental hospital will loan u a straight jacket for "trouble" til they got a place..... if u dont ask u dont get lol....

gosh his ears must b burning lol

well my day gone ok,felt abit off colour earlier, still feel abit off but better than b4.... hand been ok not good but not bad lol...inbetween ...

its lovely out there, just enough breeze for it to b nice n not stuffy like saturday...

well i`m gonna go n "lurk" for abit lol.....and send a fe msgs..

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hiya Carol



I had an interesting day today aswell as happy one.
I found a bag with utensisls in it, i have done a posting to Margaret if you would like to read it.
Cos what was in the bag, ive told Margaret.
So if you care to look you will see what was in the bag.
Ive even told her that i fell off the bus
Im alright now though, just bandaged up lol
How has your day been, hope it hasnt been too hot for you.
It has with me, cos i had my blinking flushes for crying out loud
Oh well im going to ring you up now and i will tell you in person aswell
So i will catch you later alligator
Oh by the way, our Alan isnt home yet, sheer bliss
Its lovely and peaceful
YIKES, speak of the devil, guesse who has just pulled up, yes you got it, ALAN.
"HELP" someone help lol
Oh well i had better shift and put the dinner on, cos hungry horrace wants to be fed,and i will ring you after i have put it on ok.
Lots of love from xx*NATS*xx, Stuey and (ALAN) lol

Hiya Nats.
How are you?
hows the ankle?
hope u managed to rest well last night and today..xxxxx

well my day has been ok, coul have been better, been to he hosp today for a check on progress on my hand... not good news, will explain when we speak next....dont want to put too much on here...
And i had to wait nearly an hr to see doc, my appt was @3:20 and it was nearly 4 when i went in to se him...

well i`mgonna go n get my things readyfor work in the morning and do a few jobs then an going to watch tv for abit.

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

ps say hiya to Alan for me wont ya lol dont want him to get face on lol.....

Hiya hun



When we were on the phone earlier, i forgot to mention that our Alan had definitely lost his marbles lol
Shhhhhh dont tell him will you lol or he might kill me head in
I was made up with all the emails you sent me, even our Alan was laughing at them.
They were hilarious, but they have sent our Alan insane, he needs help desperately lol
Sorry its a little late, its bcos ive been writing up on Stephen King.
It was quite interesting really
It took me nearly 2 days to write it all, no wonder ive got writers cramp lol
My ankle is still sore but the swelling has gone down a lot, so im made up
Bad news about your hand tho, i was quite shocked when you told me, i hope everything goes well.
Did i tell you about what happened to the shopping bag i found, well the woman got it back and i was in the money, i got £10 off her
Cant be bad can it.
Do you want me to ring you tomoz, or do you want to ring me.?
Anyway im off (dont you dare say it lol) our alan has said it before you lol
He said i can smell you from here, the cheeky blighter
Oh well catch you tomoz, and i hope you dont over do it in work tomoz either.
Catch you later.
All my
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and alan
xxxxxx

Hiya Nats...x

how are you today?... lol....well even though u said he had lost them lol. the question that springs to mind is......did he have them in the first place to b able to loose them lmaopmp....

hows u day been??

my day has gone ok, YIPPEE lol have finished now for a few days lol am going to b a lady of leisure lmao... but i bet i`ll end up doing stuff...helping mum and going shopping n having a good spend, "retail therapy" then there is my birthday to look forward to, got my first card today.....
yeah i know what u mean about my hand ....i was alittle taken back when doc told me what he was planning to do....!! i knew there was a big possibility that i would have to have another op but i thought he was going to do something completley different!
oh well i`ll just have to see what happens. am pretty certain i wont hear nething til about sept/oct....and then when its done i`ll b off sick for a while from work .... i`ll definatley b a lady of leisure..lol...

well i`m glad the emails cheered you up...
i`ll phone u tonight approx 6-6:30... IS THAT OK???

well must go now gotta put some washing on...

take care
chat soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hiya Carol



Remember when you said about our Alan having lost his marbles, and you asked did he have them in the first place, well the answer to that question is (NO) lol
He even told me before he went to bed for an hour, lazy sod lmao
I hope that you hear news about your hand well before Sept/Oct.
Im in a lot of pain at the moment with my right eye now.
I had another fall today, arent i daft
As i fell i bashed my eye on the kitchen door handle.
And now ive got a duck of an eye
Cant do nothing right can i for crying out loud
My leg is starting to hurt, so i must have bashed that aswell.
I think i need dismantling, and then getting put back together with new spare parts, what do you think
At first i had a whistling in me ears, and next i was saying hello to the floor lol
I love my floor that much i like going down to say hello to it.
Oh well never mind, i think they will take me now aswell as Alan what do you think.?
Thanx for ringing and chatting for three hours lol
Well two really, cos you were talking to our Alan for an hour aswell.
Didnt that go fast.?
Blinking heck, we will be old and grey tomoz
Did you get your washing done ok, i did today, and its lovely and fresh.
The day has been beautiful, not a cloud could be seen.
Theres some clouds now, and its still lovely.
Oh well i will go for now and lay down for a while cos ive pains in me tum
Catch you later.
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan xxxxxx

Hiya Hun,,,, BIG
Am sorry to hear that u fell again, mayb u should go to the doctors again....i`m not saying that they will b able to do anything but this vertigo is becomming a danger to ur self and u could hurt yourself more seriously..(heaven forbid)
Well i hope Alan is looking after you? Has he made that treacle pudding for you yet????????
BET HE HASN`T LMAO......
Well yeaterday was a very nice day plenty of sunshine, and now it looks like its going to b a dull day..... boohoo.....

You are welcome about the phone call lol.....anytime,, it was my dad that phoned my mobile lol...my mum had been trying to get in touch with me..
but we had a good chat....
LMAO HE NEVER SAID OWT ABOUT THSE TEXT MSGS LMAO......

well i`m gonna go n get my brekkie now,,,,,
will speak to you soon, hope u had a great day today....

best wishes...
xxxcarolxxx

Hiya Hun



A back to you.
I havent had any falls today, touch wood lol
And im glad i havent.
I have done 4 hours of ironing today, and theres still more to do
I know i like ironing, but this takes the biscuit lol
Well you guessed right about that treacle pudding.
The little blighter hasnt made it yet
Thanx for the sympathy Carol, i greatly appreciate it.
We have a mixtuer of a day today.
It was nice and sunny when i got up at 8.30am, then at 11.00am the heavens opened.
Its like a river out there in the carpark lol
Care for a swim, i do lol
Its nice and sunny again now, just hope it stays like that.
My ankle is much better today, i can walk a little better than yesterday, thank goodness
I bet your mum was saying, that we can chat for England lol
Three solid hours, wow thats a record isnt it.
What did you have for your brekkie.?
I had 2 bagels with cheese and pickle on, mmmmmm it was gorgeous.
Oh i also had a nice cup of stong coffee.
What did your dad say about you being on the phone for so long.?
Oh well im sory its only a short note, but i need my lunch cos my belly needs feeding lol
I will catch you later ok.
Oh by the way, i tried to ring you earlier but you werent in
You have a message on your answering machine from an unknown person by the way lol
Oh well im going before my belly thinks my throat has been cut lol
Catch you later.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan (the unknown wanderer lol)

Hiya Nats, well i had a sausage sarine for brekkie, i try to have something cooked at the weekend n have cereal n toast during the week (if i`m hungry...)

well my mum just wanted a quick word lol...i told her it was u i was chatting to and she just said i can chat for england lmao.......
(no comment)
like i said to mum i make sure i get my monies worth out of t/west with the talk evening n weekends...lol.....us northerners..lmao....

well my day has gone well, been out at mums today(<sorry i wasnt home when u rang) n went to a garden party yesterday.
weather not been great but pleasant most of the time lol...

i`m glad that ur feeling better and ankle is improving,
was alittle worried when u said u had fallen again......please take care and try n go to the docs????

well i`m gonna go n lurk for abit..
speak soon,
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol



Theres no need to worry ok, im alright now honest.
I havent had any falls today, thankgoodness.
So you had a sausage butty hey, yummy mmmmmmmm.
Did you have coffee with that or tea.
I had coffee, i always do to liven me up.
I cant eat straight away after i get up, i have half an hour with a coffee, then i have another with my brekkie.
You are like Alan and i, we have cooked breakfast at the weekemds.
But this morning i couldn't be bothered to cook.
Thats why i had bagels lol
I am going to the docs to see the on tuesday neway, so i will tell her ok.
Did you enjoy the garden party, wheres my invite lol
What did you have to eat, i bet you never even saved any for me
Like i said earlier, i am a lot better.
I have still got my pains in my tum
I was suppose to be washing my hair today, but i was rather busy with the ironing and cooking the dinner.
Did you lurk very far, i hope you never got lost
Anyways nice chatting again and hope to do it again real soon.
I will go for now so i will you and leave you ok.
Catch you later.
from xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan. xxxxxx
s for you and kisses too off the lads xxxxxxxxxx

Well hiya again, so have u drunk my cuppa yet???? lol....

I cant believe that ur Alan has NOT made that pudding yet.....
well miricles do happen lol....just dont keep ur hopes up.lmaopmp......

well i`m still on the phone to you. ........so try not to fall again, i know i keep on saying it but please b careful and take care


i would say speak soon but we r on the phone lmao.....
enjoy ur strawberries n cream....

xxcarolxx

Hi my

I wish u could have been with me in margate hun it was hot and sticky I u so much

were is my posting from u hunny u told me you posted one it not here or any were else

love ur
tiger

Hiya babe



I never said that i done a posting hun, i said that i done you a email.
Im if i did say that i sent you one, i really am.
What time did you get to bed.?
I went straight away cos i was knackered.
I you too my hunny, and i wished that i was there with you, when you went to Margate.
Imagine the fun we would have together lol
No dirty minds there lol
Have you noticed babe, that we hardly post a message on here to each other now.
We will have to pull our socks up, wont we lol
I the beach cos i like to paddle.
I always make sure there are no jelly fish, just in case i stand on one yuck lol
Anyways babe i had better shift cos ive got milk to get ok.
Catch you later my
your little always.
I you with all my
xx*NATS*xx and Alan

Hi

I u to i know we would of had fun and me dirty mind lol no never .

I hope u have had a good sleep iam off to bed now its 1:20 just had to get the in so that it is ready 4 the morning hunny.

I hope that every thing go at the today and u be fine i know u will be I u



tiger

Hiya babe




You and your dirty mind lol
One day you will gonna get shot lol ha only kidding.
I would have loved to go Margate with you one day, and you know i would.
That would be ever so nice, but it would have to be a nice day though
What do you think my darling.?
I you babe with all my heart, always and forever, and for eternity (calven Klein) lmao
I wish that you didnt have to go early, cos i miss you already
Im not crying really (honest) i bet you are saying yeah right, cos you know what i am like lol
Thanx again babe for the little presents you bought me, i will treasure them always.
I am ever so grateful, and you know i am
The keyring is on my keys now, i bet you are saying thankgoodness for that lol.
Anyways babe, i know that you will be in bed but i will say goodnight anyways, and i hope you have pleasant dreams and i will have sweet ones ok.
Catch you later my darling.
All my always.
your little forever.
xx*NATS*xx and Alan.
xxxxxx

and another to put you on until later.
Love you to bits.
your special

hi

I u always and forever but i have something to tell u and that is I LOVE YOU SO MUCH i call u when i get out of u know were and u can tell me what happend with u too ok goodnight my sexy

from your


tiger