h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Congratulations! You have just been hit by 240 rapid-fire snowballs from the snowball bazooka at A270677 where CLI's Snow Cannon is back in operation just in time for the December Holidays! Crater Labs Incorporated-Making Mad Science Happy Since 1999!

As you no doubt noticed, the snowball bazooka has nearly perfect aim and manages to hurl two (count 'em, two!) snowballs at its target per second! You probably weren't checking your watch for the duration of the two minutes, but trust us, we've never been off by more than seven milliseconds in the Snow Cannon's illustrious history on h2g2!

You may be asking yourself just why you were selected for this spirited gift so near to the Holidays. Well, an aquaintance of yours (possibly a mischievous friend, possibly a mischievous enemy) decided that you were in need of some rapid-fire snow service. They knew that they could count on CLI to get the job done! Our client wishes to remain obvious, though retaliation is still well within means! Just head to A270677 and scour the forums until you find the one who pointed our bazooka in your direction!

After your succesful sleuthing, feel free to order a return volley of snowballs. Or, better yet, order a sampling of this facility's primary weaponry, The Snow Cannon! Capable of launching a 40-Ton Snowball to anywhere on h2g2, this is surely to be a fitting prize for friends and enemies alike!

So, join the fun! Our highly skilled Snow Cannon Specialists are always on the job during CLI's normal operating hours, and are thus able to meet any reasonable Snow Cannon related requests that you may have!

Sincerely,

Afgncaap5
Founder and Co-Owner of Crater Labs, Inc.
CLI-Where explosions build character!