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hiya rebs just thought id drop by and see how you are how did you get on with the decorating? hope di's ive just got over a bad bout of flu so i wasnt online last week much caught it off my germ ridden kids god looking at the date on my calander its only 20 days before the's break up knew i should have hibernated this winter
you all ready for xmas then? or like me your like ohnot that time of year AGAIN!!

kind regards to you and Di Liz

hi liz thanks for the message havent been on much so for missing you out
yep now you spoilt my day reminding me kids on holiday
hope your over the flu i would have rubbed your chest for you

love REBs

No worries hun im getting over the dreaded flu quite well just got left with broncitis and thats easing with the Ant-bioticsso ill pass on the chest rub hunwhat are you like? Jonathan did offer but i had to pass on that offer toodont want to spread my germs around.

well in your case i 'll make an exception ATTTCHOOOOOOOOO

so would i pass on it if jonathan offered
Oi and stop spreading germs on my my space

well i got a tad worried when he mentioned hot chilli oil and a sander it was a case of

look im a sharing kind of person and i just thought that i couldn't be so mean as to leave you out could i so here's a few more to be going along with AAATTTCCCHHHOOOOOOO

Well i like the chilli bit but prefer sauce and a pneumatic drill
now i will need a with all them germs on me page




REBs

Yes i heard about that i had visions Rebs that Jen or Di had covered you in it and i had thought instead of bunnys next year i might be seeing moulds of a rebs on the shelves at thorntons

I could recomend a geogeous Naval to help so long as i can come andover him when you have your appointment

aimsat Rebs boat race "hows Di by the way"

Di is fine working hard Bless

she dont get much time on here as it its near christmas ss so much to do on her days off
REBs at thortons sounds just right
Cheek yer supposed to over me not the flaming Pop eye the sailor
rather have a nice blonde Buxo to look after me

Rebs im not even able to help you out thereim a redhead
and if you saw my Naval you'd understand why i go alley over him hes an adonis phoar We have naval's down in our hozy at Derriford because they shut down the purpose built naval hozy a few years back then gave the navy a purpose built ward in the new main hozy, they work all over and my liver specialist happens to be one of the most geogeous hunks i ever seen, Its a real dirty job but you know i dont mind playing along and helping him to learnshame its only my liver and Thyroid he's interested in

Poor Di i know how she feels hun ive got three and they dont get any easier to cater for as they get older
shoved up buttwhy are you not out there fighting the hoards of xmas shoppers with the lass then Rebs

here have some as a cushion hope it hurts

oi i did help her shop and i got me own shopping to do yet aint i who's go going to help me

that yer POPEYE the SAILOR aint interested in yer well they do say there's some funny sailors about
just in case im not on much


MERRRY CHRISTMAS

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hiya Rebs Merry Christmas to you and Di hope you have an excellent new year best wishes to one and all, hows your mouth i hear you been to the dentist hun poor you you have my sympathy my other half has just been and he's in agony you are very lads they'd have to knock me out to do that to me im such a scaredy of the Dentist big time

oi watch where yer putting that

yes we are looking forward to christmas as Di's daughter is coming over from australia for the holiday

well got dentist again tommorrow hate it it

you take care and in yer pants

Oi!!! who told you i wear pantsdown boxers

Rebs you let me know how you get on sweetie you have my every sympathy hun take it steady and send my regards to Di

<cheesecake down front

Hiya Rebshow did you get on at the Dentist? my hubby's back today to have a last bit of work done.

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now one of thems gotta hit you

best wishes to Di