h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*chortle*
Honestly, I mentioned that I thought he was sexy, and all of a suden the Ramster Fanclub seems to have popped up. Until I saw an episode of The F-Word for the first time, recently, I had no idea that the foul-mouthed merchent-banker - as I thought he was - is really a rather lovely bloke who happens also to be sex on a stick. With a face... ah, can't remember how she put it now... like it's been hit with a bag of spanners

...Who is the Ramster, if I may ask?



Peeb

Gordon Ramsay

Aaaah, The Chef Who Doesn't Shave....

I am male, but I can never work out why a woman would be attracted to men who have a constant "three day stubble". In fact, I can't even work out how a man can even maintain a stubble like that...

It's like some of the hairstyles nowadays. Why pay a hairdresser to do your hair like that, when you can just wake up in the morning and have that style for free....



Peeb

noooo he shaves alright - in fact his face is quite scarred and he looks like he once shaved with a lawnmower...

lemme see, I must have him somewhere around here

http://www.bfeedme.com/gordon-ramsay-us-restaurants-open/

I see what you mean, Sho. I have a couple of faint scars on my nose and chin. When I was about 6 months old my Dad, during a drunken argument with my Mum, was holding me and ran a knife across my face. I was never told the truth about the incident until after my Dad had died, because I idolised him.

No big deal though as that happened 55years ago...

You wouldn't want to see a picture of me anyway....



Peeb

BTW, without seeming to be rude, I peeked a look at your PS and noticed that you like Midnight Oil. Did you know his is now a Federal Politician here in Australia. He is the opposition spokesman on The Environment. Hopefully we will have a change of government at the upcoming election, ad he will become a Cabinet Minister for that portfolio....

Here is a link..http://www.aph.gov.au/house/members/member.asp?id=HV4




Peeb

The Ramster out of some reason wakes the Domme in me... think discipline and the need to put that uncouth in his correct place...

I had better not come near you and a four poster bed then...I have never worn before...



Peeb

well, that depends of how uncouth you are...

I am so uncouth that I am now couth.....

I'll leave over here, just in case any uncouth should be around

*checks calender*

oh look... Tuesday!

to secure good place on sofa for The F Word

I see he's Looking for a Fanny

he had a room-full of Fannys... and he found one

and wasn't he on a top-form full-on, Rammster charm-offensive tonight?

I missed the Rammster yesterday .

I was late from w*rk so both tellies were taken when I came home. The Queen Mum was in the living room watching a sing-along-show and princess in my bedroom watching Simpsons.

Is this the reason why we're called the sandwich generation? Squeezed between parents and offspring...

could be...
it was good - he was on top form

but there was a bit of a goatee attempt going on at one point. Wrong on all levels!

There is a repeat on tv just now of an old Parkinson show...The Ramster is a guest!



Peeb

and... is it the re-constructed, married-father-of-four-in-touch-with-his-feminine-side Ramster or is it the mean-moody-smack-you-with-a-frying-pan Ramster?