Cats or West Ham?

That's a difficult question. Cats rule the universe and The Hammers rule The Premiership - well not quite but the time is not far away. I've got three cats, a British Blue, a Maine Coon and a Ragdoll and I love them all. They are all a little bit mad and spend most of the time asleep. When they are awake they are either eating, going to the loo or breaking things. But they talk to me and answer all the difficult questions I have from time to time.

I don't actually love The Hammers but I have supported them since I saw my first game at the age of eight. I suppose that makes me a little mad as well. Hammers fans can probably see where I'm going with this. Any team that constantly frustrates its fans as much as the Hammers induces a certain madness and at times the players certainly give the distinct impression that they are either asleep, waiting for their next pie or dying for a pee. With regard to breaking things, the only thing a football team can break is a record and I don't think they've done much of that lately. Cats 1 - West Ham 0, a familiar scoreline!

Mac, my Ragdoll, can play football and he's pretty good. I'm thinking of putting him forward for a trial with Sunderland.

Back to the subject. How to make the decision? It's only half-time and the cats are just ahead. Can The Hammers force a draw?
(To be continued)

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