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You daft you know very well im looking after your and they are fine and just informed me they wont be bac home with you tomorrow lol

as for the kettle i just ahd a lovely black currant yep still love my herbles lol

the sound of my voice we all know its so soothing
's XxX

Whats that you still love watching the "love bug" (herbie the car) HA HA.

Hey? youve taken my s, well i hope that you get a good price for them., and dont come back with mo beans.

Yes your voice is soothing, well as you never shut up, it dont give anyone else a chance to try does it .

as always BN.xxx

look here face ache i tried to sell the kids but no one would give me any thing for them

and look whos talking im still trying after 20+years to get a word in but can i no you have to big a gob on ya very loudly lol

Well that's the gone upstairs to bed, no i know what you are thinking, as she has gone up with so i told you there would be no chance of any making or rumpy pumpy of any kind.

There was me thinking that you could sell ice to the eskimoes, and you cant even sell three lovely looking s.

Considering that you have been trying to get a word in edgeways, you seem to be doing a good job of it.

as always BN.xxx

had she been drinking she sounded like she had when i spoke to her on the phone not long ago lol

mind i had a drink too

yeh ur monster>'s are lovely looking kids they certainly dont take after you then do they

im manageing to get a word in with you im struggling believe me lol
xxx

boss,but wont b able 2 work 2night,hubbys on nights so im stuck with the little s..help ..mind i could bring them in n see if i can sell them,dont think i'll have much luck like i've been trying since i was on ld..no takers ....
so how about u n kat,u both got any s?,if so fance any more ...

Hi Honey pot you dont tell the boss you cant work just dont turn up
as for you giveing him your 's hahahha im looking after his 's at the mo so i dont think he wants any more lol he dont know yet though im sending mine to his tomorrow sshhh dont tell him will ya

..Angel..

Well thank you Honey, at least you had the common decency to give me some notice for your forthcoming absence, unlike some of them selfish people who just take time off for no reason at all to them.

Well i think that is starting up a creche in the snug, so bring the s in by all means. Just don't ask her to sell them, as she aint got a clue, i mean i said give them away as a freebie with every bottle of .

So how many s have you got then? three myself: thirteen, nine and three - Hi boys, i'm sure that you are reading this, whilst lurks about. you been at my s again?

as always BN.xxx

the facts is i didnt sell your kids how could i especially the lil fella hes a darling but i think you may have lost them
but i think as i have your kids to look after now as well as my own i think you should move in to my two bed room place and i should have your 3 bedroom place lol

the kids are not watching they all playing bowling on the pc at the mo but think im gonna throw them all to bed soon.
no ive not been nicking your i could do with a bottle of it though

..Angel..

OOOOOOOOOh hi there fancy seing you here . I'm sure that we can come to some sort of arrangement, lets see how much are you prepared to pay me for the delight of having my s.

If overcrowding is a problem, then contact the local council, im sure they will accomodate you in about, eight years or so, you've no chance of getting my lovely central heated luxury house, i mean you will be after my telly next.

For the stress you must be FEELing about now, bottle of Smirnoff for you, because i have no Carling left. oooooh you can be ever so cheeky, just look at that blood pressure rise , you've even gone red in the face.

as always BN.xxx

Right then just a quick note, yes i can do them, well i can try anyway to let you know it is time for me to retire to the sleeping chamber, so i take this oppportunity to bid you all a good nights sleep, as and when you decide to call it a day. (yes another intentional pun 'night' 'day') oh look thats me that is.

as always BN.xxx

hahahah our local council have you got a better one than i have then no i dont think so lol
yoyr luxary house erm yeh right you have shoit windows that the council think are the best thing since slice bread lol
now as you know i have lovely double glaze and i have blinking central heating too you daft bleeder lol or is that you just blind lol

ater your kids. hahah when u get home from work tomoz you will be greeted by 3 lovely kids of your own and im leaveing mine at yours too lol hahahha im knackered i tell ya

hahahah a good nite i didnt eveen see although shorter than usual i didnt bleeding see it hahahha a dont say a word lol
well i wont say nite cos ur b fasto by now so i will say morning to you cos it will be when u read this
have fun in work i wont curse ya this time hahahhaha
..Angel..

no you need not curse me today, especially as you wrote this i was still struggling to get back to sleep. The first text nearly gave me a heart attack, my body was refusing to believe it was time to get up, and my mind thought that i had gone back over a decade and was under an ambush situation. I was half falling back asleep writting my text back, but when the second one came, and only to say sorry, thats was it, eyeballs wide open, and at one point i even considered getting back up, because i thought thats it im awake now, but fortunately after a further twenty minutes, sleep finally took me to a distant place. I now FEEL like i have spent the last two weeks in a hell dimension, where my body was tortured so much that the muscles no longer respond, and my brain has had long needles stuck into it and electricity passed through them.

Besides that i FEEL fine and hope i will recover whilst in work. So what were the s still doing awake at that time? did you not see the latest report on children not getting enough sleep? (just to let you know my normal sense of humour is attempting to take control back, just incase you hadn't noticed).

Does this message make up for my attempted short message last night.

Do not worry as yes you are forgiven, very magnaminous of me dont you think?

as always BN.xxx

you may forgive me but i i feel awful im realy so i hope you have had a good day cos my day as been so shoit its un real 's have realy pushed me to the limit today and im not as you would say to happy to be honest but thats not something best discussed on here.
my head is worse than it was other day..
is any thing wrong with ur phone or is someone just not answering it.. lol

i feel like shoit today and after your message i feel more shoit and guilty

i think im gonna cruel under a stone and never come out..

..Angel..

Well if it helps my day at work was not the best, very rare to get two days running, i could just have easy got changed and come home never to return. My mind keeps telling me maybe it's time for a change, normally after a bad day i'm ok the next. I called a pow wow with the manager, two deputy managers, the administrator and myself for Monday, and told my boss if i make until Monday things will need to change, this he agreed and said as of Monday we will implement the changes that we come up with. I will be well prepared for that meeting if i get that far ( i will of course, ive been saying this for the last six or so years), but at the moment i am just too tired to even bother.

Sorry to hear that you are not FEELing well, i hope the gets better soon, could always try my normal advised, chop your head off and hey presto! problem solved.

I did warn you about the s didn't i, well maybe now you will understand when i talk about them being somewhat less than boisterous.

as always BN.xxx

well as we have spoke abou t all this on the phone earlier then theres not much to say realy lol
the 's are all fine, i think we scared them with the little pet talks you i and ur other half gave them. the lil one had his barth conked out all for a blisfull 10 minautes now they all running round as if they dont need to sleep lol
but they are ok and being good

my heads not so bad now but i am realy knackered now i think im gonna go to sleep for a year lol
i have to admit i feel for you especially after a hard days work then you go home to very rowdy kids bet ur enjoying the peace lol

..Angel..
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At last, my digibox was refusing to let me answer on this thread, do you think it as anything to do with me slating telepest earlier?.

AS i have already told you, how can i have any peace at home whilst the is in, you did hear her on the and bone earlier, she is louder than the s dont you think?

I hope that they are now behaving themseves at last, i guess so as i have not received a phone call.

Right then i shall be retiring very shortly,no text messages please.

as always BN.xxx

i've got 3 ..girl 15,boy 13 n girl 2 n trying 4 another..yeh i know im mad...lol >laugh>

oh those terrible two's, and they can be. I was giving up after two but hey things happen and i wouldn't be without the litte terror now (not to say there was a time i would).
Do i take it you only want another because the eldest is nearly old enough to be leaving, no i'm only kidding again, usual me i'm afraid. To be honest i dont think i could handle having four, my sister has and oh bedlam ensues, too many to deal with at one time. No i do not think that you are mad, but wish you good luck, you may need it. The would have a fourth if she was guaranteed a girl, i keep telling her she can have a fourth with her next husband... cheers her up no end, but as i said three is enough especially for me.

Regards as always BN.xxx