h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

im BN and hows urself?? lol oohhhh i thin is a little pre-menstrual right now lmao......are u sure u want someone with a fiery temper like that scaring the customers away??? hiya sweet hows u this wonderfull night??

pre menstral my get away with ya thats you as i understand and dont creep with the sweet round me creeping dont work so off lol

No TOTTY a usually works with and besides that you havent given her any es yet, no wonder she is upset with you.
Yeah we are all ok, well i am now that the is it means that there is no singed eyebrows until she wakes from her slumber.

Now come on ladies, lets us have a bit of decorum, so and make up

as always to you both BN.xxx

me nothing dont you encorage her<blue< you and im gonna be haveing talks with the tomoz gonna have a word in her ear yeh bet your worried now you should be too

oooohhh yeah ur right lol....come on pucker up for totty!!! oohhhh isnt that better lol but errmmm could u spray some breath freshner in yer gob the next time...u r a bit whiffy tonight!!!!

tart face u are a cheeky pish off why dont ya

Now how do you expect me to type after that lot, i believe my face is redder than s as i can hardly breathe with laughter, ing hell you pair crease me up.

to you both as always BN.xxx

awwww dont get all moody sweet u no im just kidding!!!!! lmao

hahahahaha well i think the has been getting far too close to that lol cos her breath smells the same...ooohhhhh pong!!!! but i think ive touched a raw nerve there cos is all moddy with me now pleeeeezzzzzzz i still u regardless as too what ur breath smells like!!!! pmplmao

I'm sure that we all started out this evening (or should that be yesterday evening now) as friends, so can we be nice to each other now and leave the way that we came in.

Now you know that i love the pair of you to bits, so afore i go off to the land of nod, can we get back to how we should be. a toast to us three (chink chink chink).

Good night then ladies, i shall endeavour to speak to you both again soon.

as always BN.xxx

night night im off to bed myself...talk tomorrow at some point

if ur lurkin night to u too

Yeah have fun and we shall chat again soon, also have a good nights sleep, so until later as always BN.xxx

yeah i had a good nights sleep lol but i ing slept in!!!! i NEVER sleep in...couldnt believe it!!!! and hows u today?? Totty

glad to hear that you had a good nights sleep, as for sleeping over this morning, i'm not surprised, i mean what time did we actually log off, quarter past three or so.
To be honest i try and get a lie in every weekend to make up for all the lost sleep during the week, that i miss out on.

So whats with the sign off, have you been upgraded and not told me? Speaking of s the midnight one has just left mine, and is having all three s sleep over, or thats what they think, i just hope that she gets a good price for them.

as always BN.xxx

thanks 4 the job n do we get a big tip 4 all the hard work 2day? u know u want 2 ....
ok u show me how 2 sneak the s with out seeing us,could do with getting ....lol

hey honey we only get after the doors are shut.
As for a bonus, you show me how good you work and we shall see, mind you if you are lifting with that , i shall let you decide between freebies and bonus, the choice is yours.

For working today mind it will be time and a half look how good i am to you already for you as well, go have a breather and i will take over the bar for a short while.
Regards BN.

thanks boss ..lol...im a good hard working girl n would love a after work with u all,but watch out if i start seeing ...lol

Now thats more like it, fantastic, appealing to my warped sense of humour is possibley the best way forward for you.

Now if you start seing after only a few s then all the better for preserving my profit margin.

Carry on like this and i will put you in charge of the function room especially as you seem to like the odd or two.

Regards BN.

Honeypot just watch and lean hun yur be ok it wont take long after you watched me for a bit
wont notice hes as blind as a bat and i know all the tricks with being a pub boss my self not to long ago..
ISNT THAT RIGHT


evening to you can i have the night off only im stuck baby sitting here

..Angel..

oooh babysitting are you, so whys that then? are they all s then?

So tell sis is that the kettle i can hear? Must be time, or maybe a for the .

Oh i'm only going off the sounds of your voices, as i am as blind as a , unless it comes to people cadging my s from the optics.

as always BN.xxx