h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Kat, i think we all read the hobbit whilst at school, and admittedly i also enjoyed it. Of course i don't know if you are aware that middle earth is based around Sarehole Mill, here in good old Brum.

As for video recorders, because of the nipper doing his best at 'posting as many things inside it the better it works' routine, my own has now had it, so i have to borrow the other kids video. I still haven't got one but DVD id by far the way to go. Mind you i am still waiting to get a PS2, oh yeah best of both worlds, but even that is a double edged sword, having PS2=less time on H2G2.

No comment about my roman stunt? this either means you have utter disgust with me or you are remarkably well self controlled and forced back the urges to have a go.

All the best BN.xxx

Hi BN I have thought about feeding a Roman Senator/General with grapes but they may start on their very long speaches about Friends Romans lend me your ears and infamy, infamy, they have got
it in for me.

Sarehole Mill must have now have become a big attraction to tourist and Lord of the Ring Fans.

Please me tell what is an PS2?

Thanks



katxxxx

I wonder if the romans said that speech to Van Gogh. So tell me why would they have it in for you then? mind you inforyou doesn't quite work does it .
PS2 my dear is nothing more than a Sony playstation 2.

Sarehole mill is somewhere that you usually end up visiting whilst in school, i know i did. It still is not a major tourist attraction though, but does get a fair few visitors mind, especially if Tolkien gets some media attention.

Now then i believe it is time for and jam time, dont you.

Regards BN.

BN Thanks for the info and the and

kat

ive told you before, anytime, providing im online of course, just as long as you dont make too much mess with them jams, i had to throw my last lot of clothes away, as the jam wouldn't come out.

Have fun BN.

hi im from ld used 2b sweetashoney08 sweet,little,blue,eyes n this name honeypot01xx ....
if u would like 2 know more about me then click on my name or ask AWOL he will tell u im ...not..lol...
please feel free 2 msg,i dont bite..lol... xxx

Wow sparkly lights , i shall endeavour to have a look at your page then. So have you treated AWOL to any new bar stools then? he knows what needs doing with them.
Just be careful if you dont bite, you may have a on your trail, if this happens just let her know AB negs now available on tap at The Boars Head.
Regards BN.

AWOL does not need a bar stool,he just sits on the floor with his not far 4 him 2 fall then...lol ...if i see a i will send it 2 AWOL,all he has 2 do is breath on them..lol xxxx

Let me explain about the stools, its and old LD thing that the occasional stool, would accidentally fall upon his head, either by myself (very seldom) or mainly by the .
OOOh sparkly lights, i dont normally see them until at least fives, yes you can laugh, honestly i dont mind, sort of prefer it to be honest. Just remember The Boars Head is open anytime for the odd or or , and i am also recruiting new staff, are you interested?

Regards BN.xxx

hahahahhaha u still trying to get new staff BN lol well i promise i will turn up for work soon....honest!!!

Hi Honeypot, Donna and BN

I am eating a hot sausage roll whilst sitting on the floor. Making a bit of a mess. Bar Stools even though I was on LD I did not come across this experience proberly because I was sitting on the floor.


kat

Hi Kat, you make a mess, i dont believe you - as if, would this be more mess than jams, probably, but the thought of a nice hot sausage roll, is far too tempting to contemplate.
As you may have noticed, the stools prementioned were hardly used for sitting on, no need for violence, but there can be exceptions - just ask TOTTY, who i am glad to see will be turning up work at long last, the tables have been set up personally by my good self..

as always BN.xxx

lmao well thank u <blue ill make sure u have the best view for my opening night i hope u have the best champers in stock cos i will be ordering a few good with the tips i will recieve!!! lol

hiya kat mmmm watch and not get too many crumbs on the floor...i dont want to spin fast and fall flat on my cos my stilletto heels slipped on sausage roll pastry!!! lol dont think will be happy if i sue for loss of earnings!!! lol

Totty dont you worry about the as i have a few bottles of vinage 1953 bottles of Bollinger locked away for special occasions.
Oh and dont worry about the claim, as i have got the very best insurance and some very good clauses in peoples contracts hee hee.

As long as you are flocking the customers in, you will never hear me complain, unless of course that starts and then im of ing for cover, i dont think that my ears could take it.

as always BN.xxx

ahahaha well i think u should get a gag for that one cos her vile mouth will only attract the trouble makers pmpl and i cant do a sexy dance if theres a ing racket going on!!! lol

well get the glasses of ready cos we will be celebrating the punters pouring in with my excellent dance moves


totty

Well i can only go off distant memories from the good old LD days, but yeah my memory seems happy, so no need why the customers shouldn't be hey?

on stand by along with a gag for any hecklers, does that help.

By the way have you heard the one about the who used to many 's on her digibox, so it went into convulsions and refused to access interactive menus, well it made me laugh.

as always BN.xxx

hahahaha yup that has got one fowl gob on her lol but that makes her the person who we oh god im gonna puke in a minute!!!! lol

yup we had some great times in lD....mind all them trolley loads of me and u went through...cor we could drink them under the table!!! lol

Yes not to mention the trollies full to the brim when we saw the very sad blinds go down on the door for the very last time, but hey we have our very own little boozer now so, let the good times roll.

as always BN.xxx

well u have already set me on...but if ur giving me another job then i want 2 wage packets..lol ....never saw the stools flying when i was in the pub,but then again i was mostly on the floor with my n ..lol ,u must have been on the other side of the room from me kat ,by the way nice 2 meet u

Hi Honeypot1, Donna and BN I hope you are all keeping well. I am watching Doctor Who on UK Gold with Sylvester McCoy. Daleks sound funny.

kat