h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya Kat
i see told u the meaning of lap dancing lol well thats what hes like when im dancing in front of him he starts drooling and slavering all over him self lol....ohhh no wait!! that might just be due to the fact that the they serve in the boars head is off!!! pmplmao

Barts boss, do you mean Mr Burns, Homers boss, if so i can see the likeness, apart from his nose.
Got to go and change channels, in order to watch the Bhoys in action, afore the Matrix, so i shall see you in a bit.
Regards BN.xxx

evening hey let me now how the hoops are gettig on will u?? xxx

TOTTY, what are you saying about my , i'll have you know it took me a few hours to sort that damned cellar out, especially as there was a drunkard in there, everyting is set to the optimum temperatures and all the pumps are well maintained, are you sure that you still work there, and not absconded to the other one, no offence to it of course, ive just never managed to access it, box dont let me.
0-0 how does that grab ya, just press tv on your keyboard, followed by 101 and then go back into emails, and hey presto, you can even watch it. Oh i bet you cant wait for me to call now can you, i can hear the rhetoric you have lined up for me
as always BN.xxx
(this may come in handy about now, failing that , look tables are set up for you as well)

oohhhh no i dont want to watch the lol just curious to what the score was awww cant dance tonight sweet done my ankle in playing today!!! lol its bloody sore....fancy giving it a wee massage for me lol oi now dont get smart!!! my feet dont stink lol
oh oh oh im ecstatic cant wait till u phone ooohhhhh better get a bucket n mop cos im gonna wet myself with excitement!!!!! lmftopmpl heehee

woops stoopid totty...that was meant to be sweet derrrr!!!!!!! lol u no what i ing meant tho!!!! lol

Donna poor things , I think it is also handy to have smelling salts in case they are overcome with the sight of women and faint and have to be brought round by smelling salts and hand fans.

kat

BNThat's one Mr Burns.

kat

As if i would say something smart or derisery, you know how unlikely that would be of me.
Now you didnt say anything about not taking the mick about the second half of your message, mop and bucket hey? i'll let you decide what i was thinking of yep rude,lewd and crude and proud of it.
Speak to you soon then, just awaiting your text.
ha ha only kiddig as always BN.xxx

Kat
pmpl yeah smelling salts lol either that or i give them a good hard kick up the backside to get them out of their slobbering ways!!! lol once ive done my sexy lapdance and got my cash of course!!!

okey dokey ill just finish on here first (cant ing type and talk lol and im not even blonde!!!) spk to u in a bit xxxxx

kat ill speak to u later take care

Donna I can hear a man arguing with himself. I think he wants to leave himself.

BNPlease tell me do you know what time is the Matrix on?

kat

Take care Donna

kat

TOTTY no wonder you're offline for hours at a time, if you cant type as well as yak.
Kat, are you sure those smelling salts arnt to help with the whiff coming from TOTTY's feet, sorry couldnt type for awhile, too busy laughing

as alwaysBN.xxx

BN

kat

OI BN u taking the lol cos my feet dont bloody stink well to me they smell lovely.....but other ppls oppinion might differ!!!!
and nothing wrong with a good yap lol u wouldve complained if i was all shy n quiet on the fone (yeah right!!! like totty could could her gob shut eh!! ) well anyway ill spk to u soon sweet (look..got it right!! lol) night night xxxxx

Kat, i didn't see your posting until now, the matrix has now finished i'm afraid, i did tape it though . Ooooh hand fans, can you feed me grapes at teh same time as well please. Calm down there no need for<bleep. language like that..

I wouldn't know what you mean by TOTTY not being able to keep her constantly yapping mouth shut, after over an hour on the phone and all i was allowed to say was hello and goodbye (or was it do you ever shut up woman) oooh i can see that scowled look upon your face, and the splutterance coming out of your mouth is bluer than my face lolpmplrotffl how much trouble can one man be in? is all i ask myself.

I wonder if i am now safe to wonder around this site on my own? Now you know its all banter, its more the fact of how much i enjoy myself doing it (the banter that is - keep it clean)

as always BN.xxx

Hi Donna and BN I hope both of you are keeping well. It's I saw abit of the Matrix but was very tired and went to bed early. Here are some organically produced (no pesticides used on them) black,red,rose,white grapes.

kat

for the grapes, but i have a sneeky suspicion that you missed my hidden message, it stems back to roman times where the emporers were fanned and fed grapes. yes i am a cheeky no need to tell me.
Fantastic the white stripes "seven nation army" just come on the jukebox, i may just have to go and buy this one.

Matrix, still a brill film and i am still eagerly awaiting to now watch reloaded. Planned to go and watch it with my mate, but the last time we planned to watch a film was the lord of the rings, as soon as we heard in January about it being released in the following Dcecmber, and yes you guessed it 11 months of anticipation and we never watched it.
Regards as always BN.xxx

oh and of course and jam

BN I remember when I was school at the age of 8 I was read the Hobbit and how I wanted to live where the faeries, elves and hobbits lived. I have the Lord of the Rings Video at home. I have watched it a few times. The video recorder is not very good and I am thinking of hiring one as if it breaks down they will repair it free of charge and upgrade it when necessary.


katrine