h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just popped in to wish you a very Merry Christmas Compo Hope you have a lovely time over the festive season hun
Lots ov Love Nora Batty

so thats where you have gone to, would this be since the dreaded SSO perchance?

and to everyone for the festive period and beyond.

Extra big and to HA of course (i dont want to upset the size of those heels)

BN.xxx

Hiya Compo in Wellies

No it wasn`t coz ov SSO it was just id been getting slated off a couple a ppl n been keeping my head down really, seems im too fruity for this place LOL do i strike u as that ???
i don`t go in tea shoppe anymore coz coz ov it all...
Anyways enuff ov that, fill me in on all the gossip im feeling a bit ill at the mo, full ov flu
didn`t eat nowt till after 7 xmas day
might pop into your establishment & see if you have anything good for clearing the throat LOL
chat again soon <cuddle
Trish xx

Well its not the first time things have got out of hand in the tea shoppe, to my knowledge anyhow, maybe they need to change the recipe of their

As for being a bit well unfortunately its the time of year i'm afraid mind you a nice cup of HOT might help with it, i could always get you a lemsip here you go.


You should already know that you are more than welcome within the walls of the Boars Head

One question though, if you are incognito why did you sign off your last message

Right then time to go off to the wholesalers, so i will catch up with you later, oh and do try and have fun

BN.xxx

Hiya

Its about time something was done anyways i think, place just lost its charm for a while now
can i have summit from the boars head for a cold cure instead ov lemsip please,that stuff makes my toes curl i`ve been chasing round the streets this morning looking for my stupid dogs coz they ran off when i let them out for a wotsit aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh all i need 2 pregnant dogs
im not incognito really (coz the ppl in question know this is me & follow all my conversations
i talk on on that ican thing a bit now to stop them doing it

well im away to answer a couple ov more msgs while i warm up hun, then its out on dog search again


chat soon Trish xxx

well if you are sure that you are ready for this, i am unable to tell you whats in it for fear of other establishments copying the mixture, however it does contain tobasco of course

So what are the descriptions of the if i see them i will send them home with their tails between their legs

OH you have a fan club how much to join talk about being established

Ican, know of it but can't say ive tried it yet, i don't know call me a purist

Oh here is your Xmas here you go a new pair of stockings, ms, mind you i had to make them look like a pair of yours so i jumped up and down on them a bit, Nora Batty style of course well have fun and catch you later

ter

BN.xxx

Hiya Compo

if it contains tobacco im up for it LOL oops u said tobasco didnt you ?
i have both dogs back now, after days ov wandering the streets looking for my baby dog (well shes 2, but not streetwise) & i been beside masel with worry..you can join my fan club for free if ya wanna hun, all you have to do is

oh i have your present too Compo its only wellies but i do a man in rubber about them being thomas the tank its all the shop had left

Nora xxx

What do you mean i can join the fan club, i thought i was the founderder Mind you as for the i didn't think you could do that whilst wearing rubber let alone with either stockings or wellies on

who let the out hey i can say this now that they are back hey i'm only teasing

I believe that you within the walls of my fine establishment as i type this, dont panic, , i'm watching the CCTV cameras

Peep peep, catch you later

BN.xxx

OI BLUENOSE DUDE

me m8 sed get offline in his name.lol

Hey

You are ov the Nora Batty f/club hun you would be surprised what you can do with the right training even in wellies
im afraid it was me who let them out but it was early in the morning & i wasn`t awake properly now i take them out on leads 1 at a time an all, bloomin pesks but i them
Oh wheres the cctv, hope you catch me in a good light

Trish xxx

You following us there Buffster ? lol

maybe i should change my name to master of the missing wellies, what do you think?

So when do i start my training then? and does it start by counting the wrinkles in your stockings


Slayer
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Hows the roots??

BN.xxx

Good one, that can be ur secret id eh ? lol training commences next time our paths cross & no you don`t get anywhere near stockings till halfway thru training, i will tell you whats 1st when i make a training plan for you

Nora xxx

BN


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ha ha gottcha

AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh bn did buffy's slap hurt hunni? come here and i will it better for you ..(MMMMMMMWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH) is that better?

Oi Muffy..ooops i mean duffy..opps no wrong again ..3rd time lucky BUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYY.....plz leave bn alone is is getting old and frail now and cant keep up with us young things ...heheheheh pmp

you both are as bad as each other any more fighting and bn i will send you to my room and spank your bottom mmmmm...and buffy you will be sent to bb's room to be spanked....

so behave ...

you both

t/c love kelly XxX xXx XxX

are you still out there somewhere ???

miss you nora batty xx

hi nora HA here just poped on for old times sake

bn can no longer get on line as telepest have closed the loophole we were using to get on via digibox so i ges it is pc users only from now on

love HA

Hiya Angel

aw thats a shame, i, know me too, but i come on thru pc at n/bours (im lucky) can you tell him my e-mail addy plz ? its [email protected] uk

cheers trish for u

well its nice to know that i am still thought of even when i am unable to post

Right well as you have probably guessed, i'm back albeit with simplex text

Trish, there should be an email sent your way as of yesterday, yes i know its taken me long enough i know

HA
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Well its been long time no speak (ok well at least a couple of hours and you always know that i am with you all at all times, if not in body but in spirit.

BN.xxx

Yo, HEY, OI YOU IGNORING ME ?????!!?!?! LOL, GUESS WHO, YEP YOU GOT IT, ITS GRIFTERGAL !!! AND IM BACK WITH A VENGANCE !! HOWS U ?? PLEASE GET IN TOUCH HUN !!!