h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why is there a glass and a truely massive (yet empty) bottle of wine on the floor? What hapened to the broadband modem? Why is this check for £147 still here? Who damaged my phb? Why is (someone elses) copy of h2g2 sitting on the floor complete with footprints? And why (oh why oh why) is there a bra on my mousemat? And whos is it?

I just got up. Made a few posts. Still trying to get my warped mind to tell me exactly what happened last night. I'll get it in a few hours. I'm always a bit slow in the mornings

Were you drinking???

Ugh! This sort of post (along with the one on minas space) is the reason that I should make my computer disable h2g2 until I've been awake for at least an hour.

As it happens I don't drink. Everything I've tried from a full bottle of vodka right down to 1/2 bottle of beer I have hated the taste of and its made me physically ill.

My memory has recovered and I now know exactly what happened. Of course everyone *else* was drinking, I wonder if they can remeber and if not is there some way for me to take advantage of this...

you said there was a half empty bottle of wine on the floor and I know you DON'T drink that's why I asked!!

You have nothing to apologise for. The bottle is in fact completely empty. I rembered why its there, Zed left it here - he says there are some memories attached to it and so decided to take it with him, but then we all came into my room (because it has more internetacity than any other room in the house) and he forgot to take it with him in the morning. (Also I threatened to execute anyone who woke me up befoe double digits am and I gather he left at 8ish)

What happened here last night by the way was an impromptu (and completely accidental) mini-meet with Me, Zed, Vip and Fashion Cat.