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I've noticed that you share the same particular brand of rudness that I previously thought of as solely the domain of Justin. I'd include examples, but it's probably against the House Rules to say some of what you have. I simply wish to know: why? I'm very confused. I can't understand why someone would want to become so... well, unChristian as him.

- Jordan

I can't understand either. Unfortunatly, you won't get the answer from The Last Imperial. You see, he isn't real. He is my alter ego. I created him as a disguise to use when dealing with Justin.

I came to the conclusion that Justin rejected any statements from us "allies of Satan" as he puts it without even considering them. I have made a project of studying Justin and I wanted to be able to ask him questions he would take seriously. To do this I needed a spy. I created TLI to seem to be Justinlike so he would accept him as a friend. I had TLI be rude like JtP and spew his ideology in order to seem like him so that he would accept TLI. I also wanted to se how Justin would respond to an ally. As an added benifit, I managed to prove that Justin has been greatly abbusing the Yikes button.

I apologise for any offense TLI has caused. He didn't mean what he said.

Please don't tell anyone else this. I plan to make use of TLI again.

By the way, any guesses where I got TLI's name. Also, did you notice the contradiction between TLI's apparent dogma and the only conversation other than this on his home screen, the one to the ACE?

Some of the things TLI says are definately against the rules.

He started a Justin thread called "Circumcision Question". Justin Yikesed a couple of people on that thread for no good reason, but they were wrongly moderated. I Yikesed him and he was moderated, although what he said was much milder than anything TLI said. That is my proof evidence that Justin is Yikesing people wrongly.

Anyone who would have Yikesed those anti-Justin posts but didn't Yikes Justin and TLI must agree with Justin, otherwise they would have been more offended by JtP and TLI. THerefore, it must have been Justin, since no other "true Christians" wee there.

Actually, it coulda been another radically angry and Freudelically fecked up preacher who happened to be lurking. Doesn't work as proof, I'm afraid. Also the assumption that only allies would yikes any of his enemies' posts is false; someone on OUR side could've been offended, too.

"Actually, it coulda been another radically angry and Freudelically fecked up preacher who happened to be lurking."

Realisticly...?

"Also the assumption that only allies would yikes any of his enemies' posts is false; someone on OUR side could've been offended, too."

The things I read couldn't reasonably have offended anyone. Frankly, they probably shouldn't have been moderated. Anyone but a Justinian who was offended by those whould have been more offended by what TLI and JtP wrote.

Anyway, I'm not claiming this proof would stand up in court, or would convince the moderators, but it is my excuse for holding a grudge against Justin about misuse of moderation.

Have you got the thread address?

The thread address is: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F92252?thread=257998

RDO, I'm afraid I disagree with you--TLI's postings aren't really that offensive in my opinion.

Yeah, me neither. Unless the offending item is that which was blocked, I don't really see what he said that was offensive.