h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That furniture outside is your lounge furniture, the monkey's decided to play house outside and I wasn't about to let them use my brand new Italian leather Lounge Suite and Maple dining set!

MadHamish
(Monkeys and Italian Leather don't mix (without a blender anyway!))

OIC well nevermind then. Just make yourself useful.

I have never understood why a cows hide serves them in the rain but not us in jackets or furniture.
A mystical sort of karma?

Easy! When the Cows have it it is a living organism. When we have it it's dead skin. Not to mention that if you had a cow hide suit to fit your whole body, right up to the eyelids, you may well be perfectly warm and waterproof I suppose!

MH
(Moo!)

hi sal
i somtimes have kyra asleep on my knee so what i do is rest the keyboard on the chair arm,if u do that n hold it with 1 hand it wont go flying n u can still sit back n be comfy,it works 4 me till kyra wakes up n kicks it out my hand
give it a go n see how u do Annette

hi annette,that sounds lovely,,it's a long time since one of the girls fell asleep on my knee!!!!you see what years of practise does...ive tried that,but it means i have to turn slightly,and it hurts my neck!!!i have to face forwardif i turn at all it creases me!!!!you wouldnt believe the things ive tried in the past.keep thinking ..i thin a new neck would be the best solution!!!!!s salxxx

sal i can't think of anything els it ust b realy hard 4 u not 2b able 2 do somthing as easy as this with out being in pain,i realy hope u sort somthing out soon Annette

Hi honeypot*waves*

Smurfles We oozed onto your thread with nonsense last night!
I forgot we were not in our own space.
My imagination was in need of exercising -Mad Hamish is good for that

Do you wear a neck brace when you are using the keyboard smurfles?

Hiya Annette & Sal

Just passing thru,want a
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hi annette,abbi,and trish...i will find something with all the suggestions ive had,everyone has been really helpful.THANK YOU..abbi,i dont mind anyone else coming on to any of the threads,it gives a lot of light relief,that we all need from time to time!!!!i do wear a collar(as we call them here),all the time abbi,i cant even sleep without one.it's the only thing that stops me from falling over ALL the time!!!!xx

LADY/THUNDERWING..Chaser of Storms...Pursuer ov Inner Peace...Security Officer 84% :o)

I like your name

Hiya Sal

I really hope you get sorted hon seems you have more probs than me

It`s been age`s since i have fell asleep on someone`s knee,it`s kinda cosy don`t you think ?

Thanks abbi normal

Like urs too,how are you ?

Anything but normal and under a stampeded of visitors. I just stole a moment away when they were gone. They are baaaack........

hi trish,i'm sure i will.it isnt a new problem,just one thats reared it head AGAIN!!!NIGHT GOD BLESS.ns salxxx
aawwww abbi,cant you put a sleeping draft in the or .try and rest my .night god bless.to make you feel better.<love.sal
TRISH...wouldnt want to put anyone through the pain of broken legs if i sat on their knee.xxx

Aaaaawwwww shuddup whining and put these on

OOOh heck.....still not used to this thing! Smurfy, that wasn't directed at you.....was the Hamish bloke I was replying to.........and I wish I hadn't

Oh I hate when that happens! Keep working at it!

Most of my replies for months seemed unattached to anything particular.I was always commenting at post 100 ,not realizing the rest of the posters were reading post 3000!

Oi! Duchoftheterrace, or whatever your name is, I don't know you so buggar off and mind your own business. If I wan't a comment from the Peanut Gallery I will ask for it! I was having a joke and you obviously didn't get it at all, so please, leave the condecending comments to the professionals eh!?

MadHamish
(Smoke'm if ya got 'em)

hi sal,trish,abbi
hows everyone feeling 2day? a bit better i hope
im ok with the little one sitting on my knee,but the lad whos 13 has a boney bum..ouchh..
n my daughter whos 15 likes a now n then
so whats everyone up2? n who would like 2 have my kids over the hols?..plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
chat soon Annette

p.s
does anyone know where the batterys r in a 2 year old? she's had me up since 6:45 n i need 2 take them out
Annette