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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY LOL

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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: get the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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Star Fleet...

smiley - rofl


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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

I did smiley - laugh


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serenity

was this a trial run, ready for the big day?smiley - biggrin

smiley - rose


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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada)

smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

smiley - rofl.......silly sod !!....smiley - rofl

smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Seadiver

smiley - evilgrin + smiley - bubbly + smiley - somersault + smiley - hangover + smiley - star + smiley - monster + smiley - ghost + smiley - footprints


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angelicaheaven

Oh Mom what are you like.
I smiley - love it lol smiley - rofl


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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

smiley - rofl Im so glad i made you lotsmiley - laugh
I found it hillarioussmiley - biggrin

Now when your all aout and about think of this and see what happens, i did todayt p'd my self smiley - laughing in the shop.
Can u imagine the looks i gotsmiley - laugh


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

MIDNIGHT....But did them fella's in white coats catch ya ya ??...smiley - rofl

Hey,av u got more like the turky un ??...


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angelicaheaven

Oh Mom what are you like, you are always making us all smiley - laugh
Maybe the men in the white coats will take you away smiley - rofl
I can imagine what sort of looks you got lol smiley - biggrin


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

angelic....

maybe Ma's allready been took ???>>><smiley - rofl


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angelicaheaven

Maybe you are right, cos she seems to have disappeared lol smiley - biggrin


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

Well,I gotta dissappear now,hopefully onto a dessert island somewhere warm n relaxing....errrrrm,I mean Im gonna be off to sleepsmiley - rofl.....spk again sometime eh ???

ttfn

smiley - winkeye


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angelicaheaven

smiley - rofl you are bad as mom is lol smiley - biggrin
smiley - ok take care.
smiley - love xx*NATS*xx


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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

just to clairyfy things people..
the white coats took me away a long long time ago but i escapedsmiley - biggrin


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

quick,fone 999,,,,the escapee is back smiley - rofl....




..................smiley - run


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Post 18

angelicaheaven

lol smiley - rofl
If we do that i won't have my mom then, so we can't be doing that smiley - biggrin


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Grandpa BIRIYANI

Oh yeah...never thought of that..smiley - winkeye


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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

im back to anoy you all wwwwwooooooohhhhooooooooo
still mad as ever im out on day release todaysmiley - laugh


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