h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I applaude your attempt at trying to explain to 'Woodbine' the cast of Casablanca, but it is a pointless excercise. Unless it has to do with drinking, climbing stairs, falling down or wearing a completely slept upon fedora and cigarette burn riddled trench coat of the non-waterproof variety, you efforts are in vain. He is a philistine of the first nature, and has a poor record in the area of personal cleanliness. Still charity is a worthwhile pursuit!

Mad Hamish.

(6 years and still loose in society! Ahahahahah! etc etc...)

Just think of me as the Mother Theresa of movie lore.

Well done, of course I was just testing you, and am glad to say you passed with flying colours.

Or something.

I must apologise for the way Mr. Hamish (or Mad if you prefer, or flamin' idiot as his friends call him) has tarnished this forum with his base insults and patently apocryphal claims.

Needless to say I will continue my hunt and shall have him in custody once more, very soon.

The bit about his friends calling him flamin' idiot isn't true I must admit... the truth is they simply don't call him.

Thankyou for the Casablanca tips.. erm, not that I needed them obviously.. aha,ha ha.. bugger.

Oooooooooh he can spell appo...apok....apochrif...apochryphal!Shit!
....................................................................................oh is this still on? buggar.

MH

Careful, you'll get modded!

What does apocryphal mean anyway?

JE

" habit of stealing the third copy from the left of Spike Milligan's "Puckoon" from any bookstore he finds stocking it"

Ok OK. I know I have read that line!
A Hitchikers or Pratchet book?

Actually, I believe that was a Lazlo original!

MadHamish
(Feeling the shadow of Abbi everywhere I turn(Much like the Mormons)

*likes her own shadow self*

"much like the Mormons"

My God I'm way out numbered here!!
(Much like the Mormons!!)

MadHamish
(Running joke for the day: The Mormons)

Ladies have the upper hand at the moment!

Ah Yes but the worm will turn! (Pun intended!)

MadHamish
(Glowing red at my own rudeness, Oh Gosh!)

I know someone who joined the Mormons for a while, but they told her to leave her husband, because he wasn't a Morman, and so she quit their church. Rather odd, that.

The nerve of some peoples, churches.........& Mad Men.

Now hang on, I will NOT be lumped in with Churches, much less People!!

I have never sat through a single sermon from any religion on the grounds that I do not agree with mind control for the Masses. I 'll make up my own mind thanks! Right now I belong to the, just a big hunk of rock spinning around a big gas burner with other big hunks of rock (sounds like a description of my cooking!!)

I was at a school that had a resident cult. I mean that the cult kiddies attended my school.They didn't have a residency. We generally stayed away from them. We used to call them either the "Corn Kiddies" or the "Stepfords". Bloody freaky kids they were, and at the risk of arrogance, I don't scare easily!

MadHamish
(Hi there, care to join my family? (Head revolves here))

Hail the return of Lazlo Woodbine ! (fanfare of distant trumpets)

Been away for a while, taking care of a new project of mine, but now I'm back.. back I say, back ! Damned hounds.

In case anyone cares, now that Mad Hamish appears to have taken over all conversations on this site in my abscence (this is what happens when he's left unchecked you see, I've warned people before, but do they listen, oh no) I noticed that a question has gone unanswered.

What say we put this to rights, as of now.

Apocryphal means doubtful or untrue, something that is considered apocryphal may be an invention... a good example would be most of what comes out of the mouth of Mad Hamish.

Thank you for your time,

Lazlo Woodbine

*add word to my vocabulary*

Project? yeah right!!
This is my site now Woodbine! I have solidified my ravings into a slick streamlined World Domination corporation to rival the department of Serendipity (except that I have Evil Winged Monkeys!)

MH
(You have a weakness now Woodbine and I now what it is! Mwahahaha!)

Re: Last Post : Amendment- "What I should have said was...."

"Geez Laz, did it take you six months to look the word up?
Got have respect for a man who gets the job done, eventually!)

MH
(Sorry for the interruption to normal programming)