h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63593?thread=407830&post=5173160#p5173222 Things are begining to unravel. Thanks for the digging big sis.

So it was Wraith after all! I can't understand why he would do such a thing and not tell his mother - surely he must have known she would over-react! There is even a thread on Della's page with her asking Wraith/App where his other identity had gone and saying that *you* had removed it from her friends list and replaced it with yourself. She should have realised what was the more obvious scenario - especially when it was the same case on all her family's friends lists.

As for the death threat, that was not only a horrible thing to do but also illegal, I think. I'm sure there is a law against uttering death threats, let alone posting them on a public forum!

Honestly, what is wrong with that family? They seem so full of anger, all of them. Oh well.

I'm off to work soon, just having a bit of lunch now. Hope your day is going okay in spite of all this spiteful nonsense.



sis

Having dealt with real death threats I have to say Ive found all of this mildly amusing. Especially the bits where Della has spouted on and on about how wrong what I have done is. Della being hoist by her own petard is a wonderful thing to see and it will be even better if she learns from it and conducts herself even a little bit more civilly in future.

Hope you have a good day too.

Congratumalations Big Sis,

are you going to take up the job of moderator, I think you'd be good at it I think you can be impartial even when you are in dispute with people. Dont worry about the wise old bird thing. Its just that there are no phrases for wise that dont include old. Atleast I dont know any.

Hope you have a god day.

Yes, Jez and I, super-moderatoresses!

Did you see Jez's zimmerframe remark? Almost choked on my coffee!

az

Oi! You still here?

sis

Hey Big sis,

I *like* the threads you start from stuff you read in the guardian I follow you around because apart from getting on with you, you lead me to the best conversations.

The az bingo was only a little fun and was not meant to be at your expense.


good night

Oh sweetie - I know that!

Heavens, no need to explain anything at all.

And of course you follow me around because I am just so amazingly lovely!

Am just chatting with Jane on msn but am also off to bed soon.

hasta mañana,
az

Time for bed for me too.

did you get the Email slide show?

Email slide show???

az

morning!

Oh, *that* email! Sorry, I did receive it yesterday but, as with the one you just sent now, I cannot open the file. This sometimes happens with Outlook - it refuses to open some files and I don't know why.

Can you re-send it to my Yahoo account?

az

F19585?thread=408922

Hi my favourite person in all of H2G2 and Spain.

How the devil are you?

I did not die to day despite a nasty crash on my bike . I spread the gospel of rugby to lots of children. Got soaked through in a heavy storm always good for reminding you that your alive, but went home to get into some warm dry clothes Got ogled and complimented by a bunch of of women

I feel super alive

So decided to attempt my first guide entry today.

I wondered if you fancied helping me with layouts and grphics or could point me in the direction of someone else who knows whats what.

Oh, I'm *very* glad you didn't die in a motorbike crash! Did you hurt yourself?

Your first guide entry? What's it going to be about?

No, don't know anything about layouts and graphics. Perhaps Alji might help you (as you no doubt recall, he designed my personal page for me).

However, I *will* help you with your spelling!

sis

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/Writing-GuideML

Now, get to work!

az

It was only a push bike coming down a hill at a rate of knots from a park towards the road managed to jam the front wheel into a drainage ditch and catapulted myself into the road. There are a fair few people who lack skills with the ladies apparently, especially on this thread http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=124799 so I thought about offering some practical advice. ******************************************************************** Any place you go where there are women some of them will fancy you. Some men will go to all the trouble of finding out which ones are available then try to pull those few women who fancy them. This requires very accurate market research on the mans part. If he gets it wrong he can spend time trying to chat up someone who isnt interested or isnt available. When he gets the message he moves on to the next woman who if she does fancy him wont go for him now because she�s been watching him all night and now feels like second choice. This is the method of the confident and desperate. I prefer the peacock method. Dazzle everyone chat about sport to anyone, show magic tricks to people, discuss anything with women, ask children how their day went. (The whole idea that you pull in pubs and clubs is b*ll*cks, you are more attractive in everyday life but without the alcohol people can feel too repressed to say what they want.) If you are a person who is seen as someone people can talk to and not a "sexual predator" women will feel comfortable telling you how they feel about you. Most women I�ve had relationships with have approached me to tell me what they want. Dont stop being optimistic, like you most people want someone to talk to and share good times with. They are looking for someone who is friendly and nice. If you go out on the pull assessing people by the way they look and the perfume they wear you are likely to find women who asses people in the same way is that all you want? ********************************************************************* Sorry Bob leopards cant change their spots.....but.... they can give up hiding at the back corner of the bar. Nearly everyone you meet does want to come and speak to you Bob, sad thing is like you they also dont feel confident enough to let themselves be the person they can be. If your out looking for people think about it in reverse what can you show people (no Im not talking about that, its illegal) that will make them want to talk to you. What is it about other people that makes you want to talk to them? Show them your interested in them and not just interested in getting them into bed. Show them a good time have fun with everyone, the way you do with your mates. Increasing your circle of friends increases your chances of pulling remeber: old blokes have daughters; young blokes have sisters; married women have single friends who they are dying to get coupled off. As for the gym Xanatic, its a great move choose a mixed one and ask women for advice on how to do the exercises. Some women love it when you show a vulnerable side dont foget the "lost puppy" look. Bad news is boozing for confidence doesnt go well with the getting buff part of your plan. Drinking will not impress anyone other than those who are impressed by drinking. What drugs and booze do is help you break down youre own blocks to interacting. All the socially successful people you know or see simply do not suffer from a high level of inhibition. We are all equally worthwhile people to spend time with but some of us are so repressed that we dont let it show. You dont need drugs or to be "cocky". Use S.E.X. Smile Eye contact eXcitment At Glastonbury for instance people would be happy to be there so they will SMILE. They will make more EYE contact because they have the time there and are not concerned with lifes normal hassels. And obviously they are going to be EXCITED about seeing bands etc... when another human sees these signals being given off they will automatically warm to, be more responsiv

I think it's a great idea - I presume that was from the thread? Or was it a part of the Guide Entry?


MEANWHILE - PLEASE READ MY EMAIL!!! thank you.


az

morning!

Your last email was perfect! You summed up the situation - and the type of person - most succinctly.

How are you today? I'm just back from having breakfast out. Bit of a hangover from *slightly* too much last night. Had fun though.

sis

Enjoying the sunshine before I get heartily bored of being hot all the time.

Dont worry big sis you'll be back to your normal wonderful self as soon as you get some fluids back on board NOT Glad to here the night before was worht the pain after

Im in tip top mood at the moment got lots of things to do but Im just enjoying that some of those are things I want to do.

Tomorro the minis 8-11 yrs are playing an exhibition game at the borough St George's day celebrations

Then later the Juniors are playing an exhibition (non-competitivetwo teams from our club against each other) in front of Presidents day at the club. Im more nervous about this than I ever have been as a player.

One good thing about the warm weather is that Im sitting here in just shorts and trainers. Getting dressed is a doddle when its like this