h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You really do post on the most peculiar threads don't you?

Which one/s do you mean?

Vibrators. To vibrate or not to vibrate?
for example

I found it at random and so in keeping with the purpose of the community I dropped by top see if I could be of service. I was intrigued also that they were taking it so seriously when it ought to be more fun. I'll consider my wrist slapped but you could also take me off your friends list If I offend you Lady Linda

who said anything about offence, not me, I was just surprised is all, in fact I admire a guy who can express himself, most blokes would have just read the thread, sniggered and gone elsewhere. So far from offended I am refreshed, that guys like you exist.

I'm depressed that Mr average gives us that kind of negative reputation. You know Mr average who'd sooner have a bad beer than a good woman. Me I always wanted to play a stradivarious but then I found an instrument which if you took the time to understand it (and I'm talkin major broad minded here) would make a far far sweeter sound.
Reminds me of a story (short version here) of a drunkerd who came home late. His wife was laying on the bed in stockings, sussy's and high heels apparently asleep. The man layed down beside her and begun doing his duty kissing her tenderly in all her favorite places. First the eye lids, then temples, brushing his lips across her breast and along the side of her abdomen. Then licking along from her knees to the thighs.
Suddenly she sits up screaming "God man you'd have no trouble finding the entrance if I was a bottle of beer."

If your going to continue in this way, very soon we're going to need an IM service , apparently Yahoo! is quite good

Every vio;in is slightly different but all you do is learn how to pluck the strings. Lot's of practice and asking of questions is good while you learn your instrument.

hmmmmm, and you have been very inquisitive, just lately

IM do you mean messenger? I use hotmail messenger but I could easily use my Yahoo account as well. Maybe I'll have a chance to use my Web Cam for the first time. I've had it years but I don't know anyone else who has one.

Now I know someone who has one perhaps I should get one too, yes I did mean a messenger

When you eat food it's as well to taste it before you put on salt otherwise you don't know what it needs.

Thank you, grasshopper.

If the sea is blue, as is the sky, how do you know you are not sailing in the heavens

Usually a woman knows what condiments she needs all the man has to do is let her know his limits are hers.

Smooth talker

Too high and you suffocate too low and you drown.

Very reasonable, as well as metaphorical.

It's oxygen starvation in the rareified atmosphere of the heavens.

anoxia, its called

Does all this mean my joke made you laf or did it remind you of someone