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Why certainly Cat most deservedly so.

I've just invented my signature and changed my Nickname yet again to let everybody know Lynda is safe or they'll be knocking on her door all night

Keithtony

Great sig I can already see a crowd starting to gather, and the newspaper men are on the way, Local Police have sealed off the area and are diverting traffic, via Leeds and Liverpool, to prevent congestion, when the Marines land.

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She'll kill him, and good ridance, I hate s

Typical! Don't they know I live in old London Town.

The marines won't stand a chance down here they'll be overun by commuters epecially on the underground system.

The commuters are better trained having after years of nightmare travel become used to the terrible pong of each other.

The marines will quickly become disoriented and exhausted by the use of their gas masks in the hot atmosphere of the underground.

Keithtony

Has to be said that you would be right, if they were to land there but I meant at Lynda's house


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They still be disoriented because of the smell from your feet

or is that the refreshing aroma of too long left in the fridge.


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Funny guy. You know you love me, and I had my annual bath last month, even though I didn't need it

Knock it off please all this intimidating talk amongst friends? this evening.

Nothing wrong with a lady who baths regularly even if she doesn't need it.
Keithtony

Awwwww Its all in fun, I like cats really.

I love you too, woman...., Be good. (or Don't)


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thank you

group loverly


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Party?
Keithtony

YEAH!! PARRRRRTTTYYYY!!!

and Who could resist. Party on.

Gonna have a party, party what kinda tunes we gonna playyyyy dance the night away.Yowzer, Yowzer, Yowzer, Yowzer.(Won't somebuddy stop me)

Just who was it used to say somebody stop me?

Keithtony

Wow eat that atmosphere wid a spoon babee.



who writes this stuff?

"Somebody stop me" is a line spoken by Jim Carey in "The Mask"


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